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Rice Rice Baby!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Liquidblaze, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Liquidblaze

    Liquidblaze Senior Member

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    This was emailed to me:

    Rice, Rice, Baby!

    Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
    Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
    Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
    Rice is back with a brand new invention.
    Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
    6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
    Will it ever stop, yo,
    I don"t know,
    hit my neon lights and I"ll glow.
    To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
    and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.
    Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
    this aint a car, it"s a mobile sound room.
    Deadly,
    listen to tha melody,
    if it was louder yo, it"d be a felony.
    Love it or leave it you can"t gain way,
    with my Type-R sticker I"ll lose you any day.
    If there was a problem yo I"ll solve it, check out
    my rims while my front drive revolves it,

    Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

    Now that my suspension is jumpin",
    my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I"m a thumpin.
    Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin",
    cookin" mopeds like a pound of bacon.
    Burning "em, cause I"m quick and nimble,
    you can"t fade me and my VTEC symbol.
    In your souped up GN or 5.0...
    I"m on a roll,
    I always ride solo.
    Rollin", in my 2 point 0,
    it runs low 18"s, yo, that really ain"t slow.
    Tha girlies on stand by,
    don"t even want to say "Hi".
    Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
    Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
    I bust a left and I"m headin" to tha next stop.
    The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,
    Detroit Avenue!
    Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I
    saw a few chumps drivin" stock Lamborghinis.
    Jealous, cause I"m out drivin" mine,
    ready to race "cuz my Nittos lookin" fine.
    If there was a problem, yo I"ll solve it,
    check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

    Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

    Take heed, "cause I"m a Honda poet,
    Akimoto"s on tha scene just in case ya didn"t know it.
    My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
    rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
    "Cause my ride"s style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with
    an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
    4 foot spoiler, it"s a helluva concept, my ride is
    hype, and you wanna step
    WITH THIS.
    In my rearview you"ll fade,
    slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
    So fast, that all tha V8"s say "damn", if rice was
    a drug I"d sell it by tha gram.
    Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
    magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
    If there was a problem, yo I"ll solve it,
    check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

    Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    welcome to 1989.
     
  3. cxjon

    cxjon Senior Member

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    i know all the words to the real song :( i m old
     
  4. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    <--- knows all the originals words too
    <--- almost went to the Vanilla Ice concert in 8th grade
     
  5. cxjon

    cxjon Senior Member

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    it was 7th grade for me but my mom wouldn't let me. after go ninja, go ninja, go i lost all intrest in his music!
     
  6. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Mom wouldn't let me go either. I see now it was a wise decision. :D
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    djyox Senior Member

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    hahaha, I saw Vanilla Ice DJ at a rave kinda close to where I live, well not really 3 hours away, but he was ok....



    "Drop that Zero, and get with a hero!"
     
  9. Domeskilla

    Domeskilla Senior Member

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    Yup, he did. They were gonna kill him if he didn't pay royalties to some sample they took from em. So they hung his ass over the balcany and shit, seen it on VH1 2 or so years ago. I wouldnt fuck with Suge, look at him! :ph34r:
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    considering he killed 2pac and biggie- i wouldnt fuck with him either...

    of course, that is my opinionated accusation
     
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    xlfusionxl Senior Member

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    teenage mutant ninja turtles > you
     
  12. ZC 89HATCH

    ZC 89HATCH Senior Member

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    werd he does grunge music now like korn
     
  13. Liquidblaze

    Liquidblaze Senior Member

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    and he still sucks. He did a heavy metal version of ice ice baby.
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    now that is :ghey:
     
  15. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    shug didnt kick his ass , he just asked for a cut of the money from the sampled song

    original--- dun dun dun dun da da dan dun
    Ices mix - dun dun dun dun da da ding dun

    "see its not tha same thing, word to your mother" - ice
     
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    CX and ACCORD you should thank your moms for that one boy did they save your asses i have always hated vanilla ice i did like MC Hammer though sad
     
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    I'm with you there Brian. 2pac wanted to leave death to go out east and suge didn't want him to.. then smoked biggie for.. i could think of many reasons. This is my accusation also.. just an opinion, no one call him or anything :ph34r:
     
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    little kid voice://"i'm telling"//:end kid voice
     
  19. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    MC Hammer was and still is a PUNK. Now he's just an old played-out punk.

    :)
     
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