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Robin Williams' Peace Plan

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  1. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

    1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in thefence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
    available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

    5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a"D" and it's back home, baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
    whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or
    lockup for illegal aliens.

    9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the Twin Towers.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans"any longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
    me?'"
     
  2. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd:
     
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    SolPWR Senior Member

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    thats sounds good to me :thumbsup:
     
  4. sohcslammer

    sohcslammer Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    That's fuggin great. :lol:
     
  5. lsvtec

    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    :repost: Type R! :p

    Your mom sent that out months ago. :D\


    EDIT: It's also an "urban legend" Robin Williams had nothing to do with it.
     
  6. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Damn really? I never got her email. :owned: by my own mom.

    I figured it wasn't really Robin Williams. Just like the thing about how our lives are backwards wasn't really George Costanza.

    Anyway.... :fuckyou3:
     
  7. lsvtec

    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lol:

    You got :owned: by your mom.

    jp
    :D
     
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