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rofl - a bird just killed him self

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    so i'm sitting here, and out of no where "SLAM"

    wtf?

    look at my window, and there's guts on it.....


    a bird just kamakazied himself into my window. lol
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    See if you can stick the bird back on the window. Snap a pic and write "windowned!" on it.
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    lmfao @ windowned

    wow...this is when it would have been great if you had a camera in the room somewhere...maybe it would have caught the bird in the act...lol...i bet it woke you up if you were dozing off though...lmfao!....

    "i think im gonna go to sleep now...."
    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
    "WHAT...IM AWAKE....!!!!"
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    That happens at the bond shop at least twice a year. But I've never seen any guts, just "WHAP" and a stunned bird wabbles a minute and flys away.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Ooohhhh... works on glass.
     
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    You windex your windows O.C.D. style, don't you?
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    yeah, so o.c.d he probably hasn't touched them since he moved in. ^_^
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    The birds, they've targeted you.
     
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    maybe he came home to his little bird nest and caught is bird wife cheating on him and ended it all.
     
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