Screw wine...it's Mojito time...

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While at the pacage store picking out this weeks wine and beer....I stubled upon a drink that looked decent, so I snagged a 6 pack...just for the hell of it. Forgot all about it for 2 days, and finally when the beer and wine were gone, I opened one...and I'm addicted. Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Mojito...is this years new Airjockie's drink. Damn shit is so fucking drinkable, it makes Corona taste like crappy coors.....

When I was in Florida, it was a popular drink at most bars, so I thought I'd try it....and...well...I like it. When I get my bar set up, I'll have it as one of my drinks;)
 
The hardest part about drinking a Mojito is admitting that you like sucking dick. Haha just kidding. But I do rip on my boy Mat every time he drinks one.
 
It may be another gay drink, but Twisted Teas go down like Snapples, and since they aren't carbonated - volume makes up for the lack of alcohol.
 
Homemade mojitos, meaning made by beating the lime and mint together with sugar then adding the liquor, is amazing.


amazing.
 
How about a can o beer?

But drinks? I like whiskey and whiskey or vodka and vodka
 
Long Island Iced Tea FTW! Let's look at it from an economic standpoint. A shot at most bars is $3-$5. A Long Island contains about a shot of 5 different liquors (tequila, vodka, rum, triple sec, and what else?) for $6-$10. Even at $10 it's still pretty much a bargain. It's the most liquor for the money at any bar...
 
God I miss Sardinia.

Uno litro vino rosso. Pardone, quanto costo senior?
Uno Euro.
Ah, belissimo!!! Due litro para favore. :p

Quickly translated that means a euro a litre, how sweet it is...

Ah the good old days.

I swear when I die I will look up and laugh knowing that Italy took at least a couple weeks off my life.

:D

Give me wine, beer, and cheese please, mohito is more like a snack, not an evening outing drink. Good, just not a long hauler.
 
wow clayton you and mojitos? thats great lol.
 
mojitos are good, i just have them strain the mint leaves. i hate a mouthful of mint. blah
 
UNDR8D said:
Long Island Iced Tea FTW! Let's look at it from an economic standpoint. A shot at most bars is $3-$5. A Long Island contains about a shot of 5 different liquors (tequila, vodka, rum, triple sec, and what else?) for $6-$10. Even at $10 it's still pretty much a bargain. It's the most liquor for the money at any bar...
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You are hard pressed these days to find a bar that actually makes a LIT from scratch. Most use the crappy bar mixes and add a splash of coke to color. So far the best LIT I have had is at the Red Shed in UW-Madison's campus. They make it in a mason jar and I have only ever be able to drink two of them without being really messed up.
 
chestercheeto48 said:
You are hard pressed these days to find a bar that actually makes a LIT from scratch. Most use the crappy bar mixes and add a splash of coke to color. So far the best LIT I have had is at the Red Shed in UW-Madison's campus. They make it in a mason jar and I have only ever be able to drink two of them without being really messed up.
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Interesting. On the contrary I have never seen anyone make a Long Island from a mix, and I always watch to see how much of each liquor they put in it. I like it tequila heavy. I know Applebee's, TGIFriday's, Damon's, Bahama Breeze, Ruby Tuesday, and every local bar I've been to, have all made them from scratch. I think the only place I've ever had a watered down shit Long Island was at a casino (free) and a strip club (crowd control)...But either way, that mason jar sounds sick. I would love to go drink there.
 
When i was in school this girl i knew took the Coke out of the LIT and added some other kind of booze. Made it a redish color and she called it a greatful dead. She also made her own Kaluha out of vodka, coffee and chocolate.

She was (is?) a great woman...
 
re: the grateful dead, the pink/redish alcohol is chambord, so essentially the long island iced tea becomes a grateful dead and is made with all alcoholic based ingredients.
 
Make the mojito yourself. Then you can load that shit with rum, sugar, fresh lime, and fresh mint. . . . . and a splash of carbonated water.
 
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