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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Senior" personal ads
    Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
    (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

    FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"
    (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
    Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
    and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
    shortness of breath not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga
    and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our
    hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

    WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
    dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    BEETLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
    Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a
    groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
    eight-track tapes.

    MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
    remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
    many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition,
    but walks well.
     
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    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: this one takes it
     
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    zaneithan Senior Member

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    lol ya thats definitely the best one
     
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    bigdaddyIII Senior Member

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    sad, really. but funny as hell :D
     
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    djyox Senior Member

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    :withstupid: :werd:

    HAHA! :lol: :lol:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    mwvnos Senior Member

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    old people are cool....thats last one is a real hoot lol...
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    too bad they drive like shit, I live in south florida and this fucker is filled with them.
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    I think this will be my new sig for a while. :lmao:
     
  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Yeah my gramps lives in Fort Meyers where ever that is but definetly doesn't drive slow, more along the lines, takes his mazda 929 and tears shit up thinking he still race driving. He loves it there though, mostly because of the golf.

    But yeah, 2nd to last one is the best.
     
  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    and so my question would be....


    B, why are you reading seniors personals. 2003 your a pedophille, 2004 your a gerephille? :lol:
     
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