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So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little leprechaun apread
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So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely....
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried.
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he
was a white boy so,
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he was a white boy, so, he sang "Ice, Ice, Baby."
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he was a white boy, so,he sang "Ice, Ice, Baby." while getting the angry pirate.
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he was a white boy, so,he sang "Ice, Ice, Baby." While getting the angry pirate, Lucifer slipped out the side
 
So Bryan finally decided that it was time to go take the worlds most horrendous dirty whore and touch her from head to toe with his willy wonka, the male prostitute giggled in anticipation of the slimy wet baby pig. But upon ejaculation he somehow blinded himself, and so he realized he was touching a penis and got very excited that as usual, the thread turned gay. then celerity showed up and the sky became very dark.

but alas, all wasn't lost! because somewhere in northwest indiana jesus was bitch smacking god, to which bill clinton exclaimed, "...hillary, get the damned camera!!"

An existential malaise set in and Bryan as well as Celerity, cried like little babies. They couldn't understand what was happening. and along came B to, wonder why there is a comma, because he doesn't understand punctuation. Then Godzilla appeared on the thread, because of Celerity's randomness, led everyone to realize that, Lucifer quit hell and retired...

However, Lucifer did obtain aVIP all access pass to Hot Import Nights Rice Edition. Then out of no where, A little lephercan appeared. His name was Vin Diesel.

Vin was a tired lonely poseur Lucifer smote right away. "Death to sheepherders!" he cried. Sheephearder reached for his nine..Only to realize that he was a white boy, so,he sang "Ice, Ice, Baby." While getting the angry pirate, Lucifer slipped out the side, only to see Dacheat eating
 
nonono...i just didn't like where it was going what with me 'eating' ;).

let's start out like this:

Bryan checked his rearview mirror...
 
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