Sentence-Story Game Thread

[Hondadude141]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donutwhen she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with, something she ate which was,

 

[dacheat]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate--which was beside the point. Bryan said, "..."

 

[BrutalB83]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate--which wasbeside the point. Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."

 

[93civicracer]

Then dacheat said why, thanks

 

[92civicb18b1]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."

Then dacheat said "why, thanks"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect"

 

[nootrac22]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."

Then dacheat said "why, thanks"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect"
Then he moterboated them and

 

[invisibledemon]

dacheats pimp came to collect

 

[INJEN78]

the said quarters from her

 

[dacheat]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!!

 

[drbelanger73]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! BRYAN IS TOKYO!!!

 

[dacheat]

(you're missing a coupla words there hehe)

 

[EkSivik_99]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along

 

[BrutalB83]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a

 

[dacheat]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept.

 

[INJEN78]

only because he was not

 

[EkSivik_99]

Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had

 

[BrutalB83]

Eh? What? Jesus was Jewish...

 

[tunercrazed]

an uncircumcised penis, so he

 

[dacheat]

oh wow this thread officially has strayed from the path of the righteous, or something.

 

[tunercrazed]

well duh I started posting