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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    > > SEX RIDDLES
    > > > >
    > > > > 1.What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
    > > > > Goes-in-tight!
    > > > >
    > > > > 2.What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
    > > > > Depends ....
    > > > >
    > > > > 3.What's "68"?
    > > > > You do me and I owe you one.
    > > > >
    > > > > 4.What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    > > > > Gagged!
    > > > >
    > > > > 5.What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
    > > > > A tearjerker.
    > > > >
    > > > > 6.Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve
    your sex life?
    > > > > Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
    > > > >
    > > > > 7. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
    > > > > Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it
    > > > > out!
    > > > >
    > > > > 8.What's the definition of a vagina?
    > > > > The box a penis comes in.
    > > > >
    > > > > 9.What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
    > > > > Toys for Twats.
    > > > >
    > > > > 10.Why do we have orgasms?
    > > > > How else would we know when to stop?
    > > > >
    > > > > 11.What's the definition of indefinitely?
    > > > > When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in
    > > > > ....definitely!
    > > > >
    > > > > 12. Define Transvestite:
    > > > > A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
    > > > >
    > > > > 13. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
    > > > > They are both used as a meat substitute.
    > > > >
    > > > > 14.What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
    > > > > Brothel sprouts.
    > > > >
    > > > > 15.What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
    > > > > Two Mennonite.
    > > > >
    > > > > 16. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
    > > > > His hand caught fire.
    > > > >
    > > > > 17.Why is sex like a game of bridge?
    > > > > You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
    > > > >
    > > > > 18.What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his
    >teeth?
    > > > > Gladiator.
    > > > >
    > > > > 19.Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the
    Blood Bank?
    Sperm is handmade.
    > > > >
    > > > > 20. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    > > > > Put a nipple on it.
    > > > >
    > > > > 21. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    > > > > Slow down and use a lubricant.
     
  2. La_Pieuvre

    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    BAHAHAHAHA :lol:

    I like the one with the light bulb...
     
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    noobvang Senior Member

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  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  5. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    w3rd!!!!!!!
     
  6. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Hil-fucking-arious
     
  7. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    oldies but goodies ;) :D
     
  8. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    why do women fake orgasms?

    They think we care.


    Why do women have two holes so close together?

    So you can carry them like a 6-pack after ur done with them.


    that is all.
     
  9. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    speaking of orgasm...

    mistress kerry on 107.3 waaf did a fake o last night. it was pretty good. it was for the walk for change thing they have goin on. anyone else catch it?
     
  10. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    Priceless!
     
  11. Fastciv

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    Why did Raggetty Ann get kick out of the nursery?

    For sitting on Pinnochio's face and screaming "LIE, LIE..."
     
  12. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :bo: :bo:

    That's the only one I actually busted out laughing at. hahaha
     
  13. Fastciv

    Fastciv Member

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    That's an old one...but definitely a good one. :lmao:
     
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    i lmao at all of them....
     
  16. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: :lmao: Very funny stuff.
     
  17. SolLess16

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    :worthy: ill have to remember some of those - lol
     
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