Show Me Your War Macro
Did your parents have any children that made it past level 1, Private?
Oh, that’s right, Private, don’t make any effort to try to complete the objective for this level. If God wanted you to beat this level, he would’ve warp zoned your butt to the end by now, wouldn’t he?
What is this? Are you messing with me, Private? Get on top of that obstacle! Are your fingers broken, Private? Can you not remember which one to press to jump, you scumbag? I’ll bet you if there were some achievements up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there, couldn’t you? Jesus Mario Jones, you climb virtual obstacles like old people frag, you know that?
Wear this shirt: while you play the latest war simulator online with your friends.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve been hiding a jelly doughnut in your foot locker.
This shirt tells the world: “This is my Woot Shirt. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
We call this color: Directed by Stanley Ku-Black
Design Placement: Centered
