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Sick Joke!!!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Frankie P., Nov 11, 2003.

  1. Frankie P.

    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    No offense to anybody here, I just heard this joke today. Not bashing anybody, but if the joke is found racist or prejuduce, feel free to delete it.

    Two gay guys get married, and they immediately jump in the limo. So, they start doin their thing... Anyway, after going for hours on end, the guy receiving, says

    "Stop stop stop... we can't start yet."

    Guy 2 "Why not?"

    "Well, I forgot something... I remembered the whips, nipple clamps, cock rings, but I forgot the whip cream."

    Guy 2 "Oh no, not the whip cream. I tell you what, I will tell the limo driver to stop at a store, and I will run out and get it, just don't start without me"

    "Sounds good."

    So, they make it to the store and the is getting out and once again enforces the other guy, to not start without him. Anyway, he comes back with a year supply of whip cream, and proceeds to open the door. The second he opens it, he see's white shit all over the limo, everywhere.

    Guy 2 "Why in the hell did you start without me?"

    The receiver "Well... I didn't start without you, I farted."
     
  2. MaliWho97

    MaliWho97 Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha
     
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    That joke is :ghey: , but I guess it was meant to be. :)
     
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    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    awwwwww, frankie got gas











    j/k...that's pretty fuckin' disgusting
     
  6. Frankie P.

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    Hey, at least I didn't give out our real names. J/K.
     
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