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So a blonde walks into an auto parts store...

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Man behind the counter: Hello there. How can we help you?
    Blonde: I'd like some 710.
    Man: Some what?
    Blonde: 710.
    Man: Uhmm... (checks computer) No, we don't have that, and I don't even have a listing. What kind of car do you have?
    Blonde: A 1996 Geo Metro.
    Man: Where do you put the 710? I've never heard of a product.
    Blonde: In the engine.
    Man: This I have to see. Is your car here?
    Blonde: Yes, right out front.
    Man: Let's go take a look.

    So they get out to the car, and the blonde pops the hood, and after a few seconds, the man bursts out laughing.

    Find out why he laughed.
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :huh:

    ummmm no battery???






    **edit**

    shit
    damn
    motherfucker

    just looked at the pic again .... got it now :lol:
     
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    ummmm, i dont get it dude....
     
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    ha ha ha that kinda funny
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    dont give it away yet :)
     
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    now THAT is one SEXY engine
     
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    sorry.... not my fault some people are slow
     
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    dude...look at the oil filler cap...it's "OIL" upside down...

    sorry, i had to give it away.
    now, does that make me really lame for figuring it out or really cool? :p
     
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    edit your shit player so people dont know yO
     
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    i like valvoline 710

    tis the best :)
     
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    rsaeini Senior Member

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    Castrol Synthetic 710 ownz joo.
     
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    old....very old... i think this came out before my grandma was born.
     
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    Quiet, nerd.
     
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    oldy but goody
     
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    Hold on one damn minute!!!
    96 metro's weren't carburated!!!
    Lying fuck!

    :doh:

    No, I dunno they might have been.

    That was kinda dumb tho...

    Castrol Highmilage 710 ownz me

    dumbass high milage car...
     
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    older than my sex life for christs sake!
     
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