You do know that being hit by a car is still a "car accident", right?
As for sleeping with him... Sluts do get what they want all the time. But then you spend so much money on razors to cut yourself, booze to forget, and the only mirrors you can stand looking at yourself in are the ones covered in the blow your about to put up your nose. Sluts are like turbo Eclipses, outside their hot, have all the right curves, and perform to boot, but inside their screaming for help and will blow up without warning. Don't be a turbo Eclipse. This has been a public service announcement by SlushBox Entertainment. Keep your pussy on a pedestal.
