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So I saw the new Lord of the Rings

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  1. Jdubspeeds

    Jdubspeeds Senior Member

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    First one of the hobbits in the bed, then another, and another..... Was like very gay. Me and my friends were just like uhhhhhhhhhhh.
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    zaneithan Senior Member

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    after he threw the ring in? frodo was recovering and the others were so excited they jumped on him in his bed
  3. Jdubspeeds

    Jdubspeeds Senior Member

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    But still was a little queer having 3 hobbits hoppin around on a bed. And then the dwarf came in a gave a big smile.
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    FELLOWSHIP.

    its all above love man.

    that's what the WHOLE fucking series is about. it's not about a fucking ring. its not about a war. its not about finding a king. its about love.
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    2000Si Well-Known Member

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    What movie was this in? Lord of the Homosexually Gay Movies movie?

    :ph34r:
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    tab Super Moderator

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    That's some really deep shit. I'm gonna ponder that for hours when I pass out.
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    BrahmaBullSQ Senior Member

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    Well... maybe you should go on a journey like that and come out alive and see how you react with the people you bonded with. It'll probably be quite similar.

    PS: They needed to show more of Legolas. He is THE SHIT. I heard they cut 1.5 hours out of that movie and it was already 3.5 hours long.
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is the most fantastic gay love story ever told.

    And I haven't seen the movies yet.

    -> Steve
  9. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO....

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    im not into trolls and dwarfs looking for some magic ring or scarf thats been taken by some evil dragon or whatever type of movie. im more of into blowing shit up
  10. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage Finally boostin'

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    harry potter > lord of the blings
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    Lord of the Cock Rings, great flick. :D



    I liked the final one, but the first one I enjoyed the most.
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin

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    Damn, someone's insecure...
  13. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    the Blair Bitch Project > Lord of the Cock rings
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    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    umm..gayness? :p
  15. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Bollocks to Peter Jackson for not filming the "Scouring Of The Shire" part of the movie.

    Great flick otherwise.
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    dvus1 Senior Member

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    good movie :D ... i saw the pirated version here (Kyrgyzstan)
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    Cartman - "What are you guys doing?"
    Kid from other town with british accent - "We're playing Harry Potter!"
    Cartman - pause "Fags!"

    LOTR episode from southpark
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    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    wow, i thought i was the only one that thought the hobbits were gey in the end.

    another one, it you pay attention they could easily end the movie 5 times before the actual ending (i actually counted)
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    true!
    movie should be as follows...

    War-> bigger war-> ring in lava-> hobbits get knighted-> Fin
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    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    yeah it should end right after the scene when Aragorn (sp) is crowned King.

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