So Sick of the Media

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Capt. Orygun

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So some "racy" photos of Miss Washington have surfaced...

Elyse Umemoto TMZ.com Photo Gallery

Come the fuck on man, that's it? Is the media so up for shilling us crap that this is now considered newsworthy? I remember when it took Paris Hilton taking a 3 roper to the chin to garner this kind of attention.

Judging by these photos the only thing you can say about this girl is that she's been in her early 20's.... FOR SHAME! How dare you enter young adult hood young lady, you'll have time to think about this when we strip you of your crown and give it to a runner up, who's hoping her former career in Bukkake model doesn't surface

For real, LAME

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Destroy the media then. It's easy, it's pretty much dying now.

All of the world is out to GET and KILL women. The Media is just one tentacle of the hydra. It's a quasi-islamic attempt to make women feel bad, by taking a reasonably conservative woman, tricking her into first thinking that she can only be accepted by being a sex toy, and then yanking it away by humilating her. Then to wrap things up, make them lonely by refusing to associate with some "whore" , then going back and retiring to the armchair to check out some porn.

It's total horseshit, and it's not my life.
 
wow.... so she is (or was) a typical college age female

OMFG!!!!! disgrazia!!!!!!!!!


i hate the fucking media
 
The underlying issue is that we are looking at "typical" media, and then identifying her as "typical" for her disposition.

We aren't surprised at all, and this is all sad.

There is a problem on both sides of the volcano.
 
yeah the media fails, we should just let the government run it

I mean, that's our attitude with health insurance and the mortgage industry, if it's good for the goose....
Oh no, I may not have been clear. get rid of it. News and Media are two different things.

In most of Europe they have two media forms: Liberal and Conservative. The newspapers have no qualms stating which they are. That way if you prefer one slant over the other, you're good to go. In the US they claim "to be fair and balanced' and you know it's USDA bullshit.

Of course, that's News. This is TMZ for shit's sake. These are the same buckets of badger cock that surround cars with zillions of flashes and stop celeb-u-tards from leaving high-end clothing stores with $50 cups of coffee brewed through the thin layers of skin on a south american baby.

The whole goddam thing needs to tumble down. Unfortunately for the cause, it RISES because of the natural entropy and tumbling-down of the society it panders to.

By elevating the LCD we can start to see improvement. Not until then.
 
Just reviewed the pics. She fails for a lack of brain, and people who use flash photography in front of a mirror should be taken out back and put down.

And what the fuck is with the tongues and these people ? Have peoples tongues gotten more alien since I was that age ?

My tongue is still for the win.
 
I've met her. I know a few town queens and have been dragged through those ungodly long pageants.


And I dated Miss Teen Washington's best friend a couple summers back. Miss Teen Washington actually dated my roommate in her prime. He was a lucky man. Now she has a butch cut.
 
Also we should remember what they did to Imus recently too. He said nothing, he said the word "black" and everyone crawled right up inside his ass.
 
One word: Bloggers. When the media starts following every word they say as fact... well, welcome to News, the 2008 version! Twice the bullshit, half the truth. Still fair, still balanced!

Whatever happened to real journalism?
 
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