So the GF moved in this weekend

[TurboMirage]

3.5 long years of good times and bad, we finally moved in together. things have been awesome since we both grew up a bit in october, and her lease with her roomate was up at the end of this month, so i offered. shes got a ton of stuff compared to me she brought with her her cat Johnny, who scares the shit out of my mini cooper. its so nice knowing ive got someone to cuddle with me in bed every night instead of 2/3 nights a week Smile shes also an awesome cook. yaaaay for me!

<~~~ <3 Sabrina

 

[Celerity]

shes got a ton of stuff compared to me Razz she brought with her her cat Johnny, who scares the shit out of my mini cooper.

What are you smoking ?

 

[formby]

nice.....nothing like having a full time wench....lol


BTW sorry about waking you up on sun......

 

[posol]

what happened to the chick with the huge cans?

 

[Battle Pope]

bahaha

 

[TurboMirage]

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shes got a ton of stuff compared to me Razz she brought with her her cat Johnny, who scares the shit out of my mini cooper.

What are you smoking ?

copy and paste from another board that i post on. that "Razz" should be

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what happened to the chick with the huge cans?

she wanted us to be married after 2 months. super clinger. kinda like that hemmerhoid you just want it to go away ASAP.

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nice.....nothing like having a full time wench....lol


BTW sorry about waking you up on sun......

its ok dude huge party the night before call me later tonight to get that shit straightened out.


SQUIRE, BRING ME MY LUSTY WENCH!

 

[Celerity]

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what happened to the chick with the huge cans?

Translated: She dumped his sorry ass

 

[TurboMirage]

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what happened to the chick with the huge cans?

Translated: She dumped his sorry ass

On the contrary, I dumped her and havent visited her since

 

[StealthMode]

You could just visit her cans and not her.

 

[Battle Pope]

ROFL

"What the hell do you want?!"

"Don't talk to me, I'm just here to visit the funbags."

 

[Airjockie]

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ROFL

"What the hell do you want?!"

"Don't talk to me, I'm just here to visit the funbags."

stick a cell phone in her hand...and she won't even know your there






then ITB her while she's distracted







j/p

 

[TurboMirage]

hahaha

 

[Celerity]

The Sweater treats answer the door first anyway.

 

[Bob Vila]

Whats ITB: Intake throttle body?

Or did you mean IDB? In DA Butt?

????

 

[reckedracing]

ITB, for the non ethug folks

and best of luck man... (you're gonna need it)

 

[B16]

Welcome to the beginning of the end of your life.

 

[Celerity]

Like I told you clowns - getting reliable, live-in pussy even at it's worst is better than being single anyday.

 

[TurboMirage]

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Like I told you clowns - getting reliable, live-in pussy even at it's worst is better than being single anyday.

bow chika bow wow!

 

[B16]

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Like I told you clowns - getting reliable, live-in pussy even at it's worst is better than being single anyday.

The novelty wears off in a few months. I've been living with my G/F for over a year now. While she is great and we have great sex and all. I guess I just miss my ultimate freedom most.

 

[Celerity]

Like I posted before. Search it baby.

I've been with mine for 13 years and while things aren't getting "better" I can tell you that I have gotten more, quantity and quality, than I would have being single. WAY WAY more.