About a year or two ago, my cousin wanted me to paint his hood. I already painted it black, and he wanted to clear-coat it so he bought some in a can and this dispenser. I've never used the dispenser before(looks like a gun that attaches to the can), so I try to pop it in, then bam...I done maced myself in the eyes with clear coat. That shit burned. Well, today, I was cleaning cosmoline(type of oil/grease) from my gun. I decided to use brake cleaner with the straw thing attached. I was spraying into this little nook and all of a sudden the straw shoots off and bam, i get a face full of brake cleaner. Surprisingly, the it didn't burn as much as clear coat. I was walking to the bathroom blind and just flushed my eyes out for like a few seconds. Yea, I'm retarded. I wear glasses too, but took them off so I could see better(I'm nearsighted)...that was smart. So, anyone else retarded as me and ever maced themselves with a household chemical?