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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by punkyjewster41, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. punkyjewster41

    punkyjewster41 Senior Member

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    Ok, this is what happened, about two weeks ago this girl pulled me aside at school and told me she thought I was hot and subsequently we exchanged numbers. This chick would be about a 7 on the B scale, eh :shrug2: . Anyway, i lost her number so last week i saw her in the cafeteria (at her usualy table of horndog wiggers laughing histerically) and thought " what have i got to lose" so this is the conversation, verbatim :

    me: so yeah, I feel like a total jerk because I seem to have misplaced your number...
    her: oh, well get back to me before your done with lunch and well talk
    ( wiggers snicker, with one of those snickers that let you know one of them came up with the funniest thing on earth to them and is doing his best to keep from losing bowel control)
    me: ok.....

    So I go back on my way out and she hands me a slip of paper, the guys are still laughing, I pretty much should have seen this coming...

    Out of sheer boredom last night I decide to call some back-up numbers, I see hers from last week and call it... " Hello, Hooters?"... i say,"Eh...yeah..." "click"... I should add i go to a christian college and I KNOW this girl does not work at Hooters, I had a really, really lame joke pulled on me if you didnt catch that yet.

    So now im pissed, not just pissed, super pissed, I dont let people get away with this. I'm pissed because 1- the joke was so lame and 2- she wasnt that hot anyway. I've thought of a few things to do to regain a little bit of my pride back including ( but not limited to):
    - telling her that i feel bad because i only asked for her number to win a 5 $ bet that i wouldn't ask for the sluttiest chick in schools' number...
    - telling her that i gave her number to the residential autistic kid to win a bet and he said she works at Hooters and not only do i feel bad about it, but im concerned she might be voiding school policy.

    anyway :cliffs:

    -chick gave me bad number
    -doenst know i ever called it
    - suggestions? ( im out for blood, well maybe not blood, but a tear would make me feel better)
     
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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    Thats fucked up... ha ha shoot the whiggers, bitch slap the girl then fuck her mom... thats all that you can do in this situation.
     
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    sorry, but it is funny :)
     
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    punkyjewster41 Senior Member

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    Yeah, but I dont get it, I mean, maybe if she were hot or something and i was like a major dork following her around...i mean , sure I'd get a kick out of it if it were someone else, but this chicks going down, tellin ya...
     
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    punkyjewster41 Senior Member

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    ...then again, if she really does work at hooters I'll just feel mean...I'm giving it some time, but if I see her soon...hah..hah...I have a special way of making people feel stupid. Still guys, come on with the suggestions...I know tonyd should have something to say.
     
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    jiahanhao Senior Member

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    Wear a hooters shirt to school all the time.. ahahahah
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    What a lame high school level prank on her part. I'd wait a while before getting revenge. No need to start a war over this. She probably has done this to some other guys too. Wait a few months and just act like you never called the number. Then... can you print up some flyers of her photochopped head on some bad porn and label it "Hot Hooters girl" and post them all over school?
     
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    Buy her a Christmas present, and give her Hooters baby T shirt... they're only like $12 and she'd probably get pissed... ;)
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    just fuck her mom


    thats better revenge than anything else you could do
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    when I was over at TPPs place earlier tonight, we were reading this thread, & I said EXACTLY the same damn thing, ask him! :lol: :worthy:
     
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    You could always buy This and shit through it on her face
     
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    lol i think i found my next mod
     
  13. punkyjewster41

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    :eek: Ok...so i feel like a real jerk...it um...yeah...turns out she really works at hooters :blink: :unsure: cuz she called me back and I said " so you work at hooters, ehem?" and she replied " yeah actually, I do" So i geuss things have a funny way of working out...but you can definitely see where I thought it was a lame prank...wow, kinda emberassing, anyway, someone can close this thread now :ph34r:
     
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    no way.. now that we know she works at hooters opens this thread up to a whole shitload of hooter girl stories....
     
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    Interesting that she would give you her work number and not her home number, especially without telling you that it was her work number. I find that odd. Well good luck with dating her... :)
     
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    fuck her mom anyway






    :ph34r:
     
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    haahahaaa!!! :D :D :D
    best indie film EVER
     
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    Get with her, sweet talk her mom and then fuck 'em both!
     
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    yeah, i was thinking that, but it said work # on it, and the first time ( before i lost her # ) it said home on it, eh, but yeah my freinds sister works at hooters and shes not that hot, so im geussint thats really not a requirement for working there...I asked her if I could get a job there , cuz you gotta admit, how funny would a hairy jewish guy walking around in a hooters outfit be, plus, imagine the chicks id get from working with them. B)
     
  20. 94RedSiGal

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    Ummm... I posted this about a month ago in here, but again...

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    ^^^ So Punky, this could be you on the right some day... if you're lucky enough to make the cut. LOL :D
     
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