punkyjewster41
Senior Member
Ok, this is what happened, about two weeks ago this girl pulled me aside at school and told me she thought I was hot and subsequently we exchanged numbers. This chick would be about a 7 on the B scale, eh 
. Anyway, i lost her number so last week i saw her in the cafeteria (at her usualy table of horndog wiggers laughing histerically) and thought " what have i got to lose" so this is the conversation, verbatim :
me: so yeah, I feel like a total jerk because I seem to have misplaced your number...
her: oh, well get back to me before your done with lunch and well talk
( wiggers snicker, with one of those snickers that let you know one of them came up with the funniest thing on earth to them and is doing his best to keep from losing bowel control)
me: ok.....
So I go back on my way out and she hands me a slip of paper, the guys are still laughing, I pretty much should have seen this coming...
Out of sheer boredom last night I decide to call some back-up numbers, I see hers from last week and call it... " Hello, Hooters?"... i say,"Eh...yeah..." "click"... I should add i go to a christian college and I KNOW this girl does not work at Hooters, I had a really, really lame joke pulled on me if you didnt catch that yet.
So now im pissed, not just pissed, super pissed, I dont let people get away with this. I'm pissed because 1- the joke was so lame and 2- she wasnt that hot anyway. I've thought of a few things to do to regain a little bit of my pride back including ( but not limited to):
- telling her that i feel bad because i only asked for her number to win a 5 $ bet that i wouldn't ask for the sluttiest chick in schools' number...
- telling her that i gave her number to the residential autistic kid to win a bet and he said she works at Hooters and not only do i feel bad about it, but im concerned she might be voiding school policy.
anyway
-chick gave me bad number
-doenst know i ever called it
- suggestions? ( im out for blood, well maybe not blood, but a tear would make me feel better)
. Anyway, i lost her number so last week i saw her in the cafeteria (at her usualy table of horndog wiggers laughing histerically) and thought " what have i got to lose" so this is the conversation, verbatim :me: so yeah, I feel like a total jerk because I seem to have misplaced your number...
her: oh, well get back to me before your done with lunch and well talk
( wiggers snicker, with one of those snickers that let you know one of them came up with the funniest thing on earth to them and is doing his best to keep from losing bowel control)
me: ok.....
So I go back on my way out and she hands me a slip of paper, the guys are still laughing, I pretty much should have seen this coming...
Out of sheer boredom last night I decide to call some back-up numbers, I see hers from last week and call it... " Hello, Hooters?"... i say,"Eh...yeah..." "click"... I should add i go to a christian college and I KNOW this girl does not work at Hooters, I had a really, really lame joke pulled on me if you didnt catch that yet.
So now im pissed, not just pissed, super pissed, I dont let people get away with this. I'm pissed because 1- the joke was so lame and 2- she wasnt that hot anyway. I've thought of a few things to do to regain a little bit of my pride back including ( but not limited to):
- telling her that i feel bad because i only asked for her number to win a 5 $ bet that i wouldn't ask for the sluttiest chick in schools' number...
- telling her that i gave her number to the residential autistic kid to win a bet and he said she works at Hooters and not only do i feel bad about it, but im concerned she might be voiding school policy.
anyway
-chick gave me bad number
-doenst know i ever called it
- suggestions? ( im out for blood, well maybe not blood, but a tear would make me feel better)
:unsure: cuz she called me back and I said " so you work at hooters, ehem?" and she replied " yeah actually, I do" So i geuss things have a funny way of working out...but you can definitely see where I thought it was a lame prank...wow, kinda emberassing, anyway, someone can close this thread now 
