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something i said to my girl

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    anyone else got any memorable one liners?

    <----- the big 5K, w00t
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    you're not stupid baby; you just dont know any better....remember you're a girl.....
















    then her hand smaks me....lol
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    ^^^ i like that one...
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    Girlfriend calls: Hey what are you doin?

    Me: Nothin much.

    Girlfriend: Doin any thing exciting?

    Me: Well I can tell you what Im not doing, thats hitting this bitch from behind and talking to you on the phone.






    Im just jokin I made that up. I just wanted to fit in with all the cool kids :(
     
  5. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    My buddy actually once did this:

    He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."

    I love that one and use it as much as I can.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    dammit, I'm sitting here snickering and now everyone wants to know what's so funny...
     
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    CoreyR Senior Member

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    thats fucking awesome.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    why do you think i married you? now stop talking with your mouthfull.....

    ive never said this but i just thought about it....lol
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    your wicked smart, but everything you say comes out retarded.

    -me on the subject of danielle having no common sense.
     
  10. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    While watching Titanic with an old GF, and getting a handy, Billy Zahine (sp?) slaps Rose

    GF: What a cock! (in reference to Billy slapping Rose)

    Me: Thank you!
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    That's kind of an odd situation to be in... watching titanic and getting a handjob at the same time...
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    i was getting it on with a girlfriend and she tells me that my dog is licking her toes, so I say "is it turning you on"
     
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    Xaero3953 Senior Member

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    :blink: Ya'll are some freaks, here's hoping your sig. others don't have access to this thread...
     
  14. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    when a female friend or whoever says or does something stupid-

    you should dye your hair blonde...you would get less questions
    ...or...
    good thing your a blonde, or else people would think you were just dumb.
     
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    "your getting more mom by the minute"
    I know I have more, i'll have to ask the x-box tonight, i've got a ton of them.
     
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    talkin to a past gf about kids

    she said "i wanna have like 7 - 10 kids"

    i said "jesus crist women its a vigina not a clown car"
     
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    I have a few, but I dont remember them.
     
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    When we were in bed, I used to tell my ex "it's not going to suck itself."
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Yeah it's good to have a girl who's willing to "go down with the ship" :D
     
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    :worthy:
     
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