Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Sep 14, 2005.
anyone else got any memorable one liners?
<----- the big 5K, w00t
then her hand smaks me....lol
^^^ i like that one...
Girlfriend calls: Hey what are you doin?
Me: Nothin much.
Girlfriend: Doin any thing exciting?
Me: Well I can tell you what Im not doing, thats hitting this bitch from behind and talking to you on the phone.
Im just jokin I made that up. I just wanted to fit in with all the cool kids
My buddy actually once did this:
He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."
I love that one and use it as much as I can.
dammit, I'm sitting here snickering and now everyone wants to know what's so funny...
thats fucking awesome.
why do you think i married you? now stop talking with your mouthfull.....
ive never said this but i just thought about it....lol
your wicked smart, but everything you say comes out retarded.
-me on the subject of danielle having no common sense.
While watching Titanic with an old GF, and getting a handy, Billy Zahine (sp?) slaps Rose
GF: What a cock! (in reference to Billy slapping Rose)
Me: Thank you!
That's kind of an odd situation to be in... watching titanic and getting a handjob at the same time...
i was getting it on with a girlfriend and she tells me that my dog is licking her toes, so I say "is it turning you on"
Ya'll are some freaks, here's hoping your sig. others don't have access to this thread...
when a female friend or whoever says or does something stupid-
you should dye your hair blonde...you would get less questions
good thing your a blonde, or else people would think you were just dumb.
"your getting more mom by the minute"
I know I have more, i'll have to ask the x-box tonight, i've got a ton of them.
talkin to a past gf about kids
she said "i wanna have like 7 - 10 kids"
i said "jesus crist women its a vigina not a clown car"
I have a few, but I dont remember them.
When we were in bed, I used to tell my ex "it's not going to suck itself."
Yeah it's good to have a girl who's willing to "go down with the ship"
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