something i said to my girl

[reckedracing]

"youre kinda pretty when you dont have your bitch mask on"

anyone else got any memorable one liners?

<----- the big 5K, w00t

 

[formby]

you're not stupid baby; you just dont know any better....remember you're a girl.....
















then her hand smaks me....lol

 

[reckedracing]

^^^ i like that one...

 

[Drake]

Girlfriend calls: Hey what are you doin?

Me: Nothin much.

Girlfriend: Doin any thing exciting?

Me: Well I can tell you what Im not doing, thats hitting this bitch from behind and talking to you on the phone.






Im just jokin I made that up. I just wanted to fit in with all the cool kids

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

My buddy actually once did this:

He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."

I love that one and use it as much as I can.

 

[Battle Pope]

:bo:

dammit, I'm sitting here snickering and now everyone wants to know what's so funny...

 

[CoreyR]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Sep 14 2005, 03:58 PM
My buddy actually once did this:

He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."

I love that one and use it as much as I can.

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thats fucking awesome.

 

[formby]

why do you think i married you? now stop talking with your mouthfull.....

ive never said this but i just thought about it....lol

 

[TurboMirage]

your wicked smart, but everything you say comes out retarded.

-me on the subject of danielle having no common sense.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

While watching Titanic with an old GF, and getting a handy, Billy Zahine (sp?) slaps Rose

GF: What a cock! (in reference to Billy slapping Rose)

Me: Thank you!

 

[Battle Pope]

That's kind of an odd situation to be in... watching titanic and getting a handjob at the same time...

 

[ripperbone]

i was getting it on with a girlfriend and she tells me that my dog is licking her toes, so I say "is it turning you on"

 

[Xaero3953]

Originally posted by Silverchild79+Sep 14 2005, 05:08 PM-->

While watching Titanic with an old GF, and getting a handy, Billy Zahine (sp?) slaps Rose

GF: What a ####! (in reference to Billy slapping Rose)

Me: Thank you!

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ripperbone@Sep 14 2005, 05:41 PM
i was getting it on with a girlfriend and she tells me that my dog is licking her toes, so I say "is it turning you on"

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Ya'll are some freaks, here's hoping your sig. others don't have access to this thread...

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

when a female friend or whoever says or does something stupid-

you should dye your hair blonde...you would get less questions
...or...
good thing your a blonde, or else people would think you were just dumb.

 

[swanny]

"your getting more mom by the minute"
I know I have more, i'll have to ask the x-box tonight, i've got a ton of them.

 

[chance]

talkin to a past gf about kids

she said "i wanna have like 7 - 10 kids"

i said "jesus crist women its a vigina not a clown car"

 

[brian11to1]

I have a few, but I dont remember them.

 

[dohch22a4]

When we were in bed, I used to tell my ex "it's not going to suck itself."

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Originally posted by Battle Pope@Sep 14 2005, 05:25 PM
That's kind of an odd situation to be in... watching titanic and getting a handjob at the same time...

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Yeah it's good to have a girl who's willing to "go down with the ship"

 

[Xaero3953]

Originally posted by CoreyR+Sep 14 2005, 04:14 PM-->

dohcvtec_accord

@Sep 14 2005, 03:58 PM
My buddy actually once did this:

He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."

I love that one and use it as much as I can.

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thats ####### awesome.

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