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WERD!
My grandmas SS checks after she retired at 66 due to medical issues is like $150 a month no lie.
 
801CRX said:
WERD!
My grandmas SS checks after she retired at 66 due to medical issues is like $150 a month no lie.
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what concerns me more is that when my generation retires there won't be anything left and I will have paid into the system my entire life.

I actually liked the president's ideas of personal savings accounts, I like any government policy that forces public to be independently responsible and not blame everything on capitol hill

Class action lawsuit anyone?
 
WTF i just did a search on comcast here and it isnt on until like 6pm. I thought it was on all the channels all at the same time, now I have to wait until 6 while you guys are watching it now? im sad now
 
my sister sent me an email....

>>Break into your house
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house...
>>
>>An older lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!
>>
>>
>>
>>It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
>>
>>"Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
>>protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of
>>illegal
>>immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own
>>borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here,
>>to
>>stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking
>>behind
>>these protests.
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in
>>your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds
>>and
>>washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all
>>the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for
>>when I broke into your house).
>>
>>According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add
>>me
>>to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other
>>benefits
>>to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too
>>is
>>hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part). If you try to
>>call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket
>>your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
>>
>>It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and
>>I'm
>>just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,
>>except
>>for ... well, you know.
>>
>>And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a
>>fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
>>anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can
>>communicate with me".
>>
>>Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ... if you
>>agree, pass it on ( in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a
>>good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security
>>funds, and a lot of other things
 
Drake said:
WTF i just did a search on comcast here and it isnt on until like 6pm. I thought it was on all the channels all at the same time, now I have to wait until 6 while you guys are watching it now? im sad now
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rofl, its not on until tonight dude....

lol

9pm est, 6pm pst, live, i believe
 
Airjockie said:
my sister sent me an email....
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Airjockie said:

>>Break into your house
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house...
>>
>>An older lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!
>>
>>
>>
>>It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
>>
>>"Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
>>protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of
>>illegal
>>immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own
>>borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here,
>>to
>>stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking
>>behind
>>these protests.
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in
>>your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds
>>and
>>washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all
>>the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for
>>when I broke into your house).
>>
>>According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add
>>me
>>to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other
>>benefits
>>to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too
>>is
>>hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part). If you try to
>>call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket
>>your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
>>
>>It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and
>>I'm
>>just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,
>>except
>>for ... well, you know.
>>
>>And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a
>>fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
>>anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can
>>communicate with me".
>>
>>Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ... if you
>>agree, pass it on ( in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a
>>good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security
>>funds, and a lot of other things
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Hahahaha that’s funny, there are so many illegal’s (Mexicans) here in Utah. They might as well name Utah like little Mexico or some shit.

When they had the nation wide walk-out people almost came to blows out front of my high school. It was crazy there were streets full of them all over the damn place shouting "viva la Mexico" or something like that. But yet they want to stay in America shouting that.............what a bunch of morons.
 
Last year's State of the Union was a travesty to what makes our country great. The democrats (Fact:) hooted and hollered not when Bush stated "My plan for healthcare failed" but when he said "We all failed to come up with a healthcare plan"

they hooted and cheered.

Generally, they behaved like a bunch of animals. I expect more this year of the same behavior.
 
going to make some dinner and watch good ol' bush make an ass of him self.


post the funniest quote from tonights speech and i'll make jeffie fed ex you some food :p
 
I will admit that some of what he is saying I agree with. I will give 'em the chance to go through with it.
 
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