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Best way to get an STD. or 10.

Don't even attempt, there's better chicks out there.
 
:werd: :withstupid:

the trick to getting services from a stripper is generally a $20 bag of coke
 
or you can go to canada and get head from one for 50 bucks... canadian...... i mean... :wall: :ph34r: :ph34r:



and this icon is so appropiate for this thread :eyepop:

ive known 2-3 strippers. my brothers roommate was a dj at a strip club, i met a few of em, hung out with 2 of them every now and then, good people.... with nice tits :mrgreen:
 
Insecure attention whores that usually have eating disorders and drug problems that stem from a fucked up childhood where their crazy uncle Earnest molested them. Sometimes, there's nothing wrong with them, though. But its always fun to fuck with their head...
 
Originally posted by Bloodhound Gang
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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^I love that song!! I love Bloodhound Gang!

Anyways, one of my best friends that is a girl, used to strip for a while. I have asked her about this before, and this was her response. If she were to be interested in anyone, they would know. She said that girls there, if they wanted to go home with someone, that guy would have NO doubt that he was favored out of the crowd. And she said, obviously, most strippers will go after the guys that are in the club just as a fun everynowandthen thing. Not the regulars, or creepy dudes in the shadows, or the loud obnoxious big tipping rednecks. The tip amount isn't where it's at. IT'S ALL HER!!


And I remember the B and the Stripper thread!! :p LOL!!! LONG time ago!
 
yeah...
:shivers:

i haven't been to a club since.. can you beleive it? lol

i'm done with those bitches.

myfreepaysite and canal96 do the same thing for me.
 
Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Click to expand...

funniest line in a song ever!!!

and about the strippers... wrap it up...
and you can usually get happy endings etc... it just costs extra

giant danicng pussy is the most disturbing thing i ever heard...
 
my buddy dated a stripper once. She comes over to him and says I normally would never do this but here's my number call me sometime. Lucky bastard she was banging.
 
it is good money for the girls but like it was said before, it puts you in an element with drugs and other problem. even the nicest place by me, deliala's(sp?) den has a drug element to it. i dont know if its just me, but i can spot a coke head out like a red head in the children of the corn.
 
when i broke up with my ex girlfriend she started stripping at the drity bird lol(local flaming begins) but she always had money bought me things every now and then...but she never let me meet any of her "friends"
 
ive been to a strip club once, it was cold in there for obvious reasons and i had shorts on. this one girl kept comming around and trying to dance on me. she kept getting really close and rubbing her legs on mine. i finally told her that her legs were hairy and she needed to stop dancing on me because it was grossing me out. strip clubs are pointless. i could give the guy above me 5 bucks, have him kick me in the balls, and walk away with the same feeling as a strip club. thats why i wont go back.
 
brother dated a stripper awhile ago... nice tits... big drug problem in that business. they seem to like the coke and OC.
 
you could tell when there all coked up, there eyes are shut and they are usually the uglyer looking ones.
 
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