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sLuShBoXtEgGy @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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it is good money for the girls but like it was said before, it puts you in an element with drugs and other problem. even the nicest place by me, deliala's(sp?) den has a drug element to it. i dont know if its just me, but i can spot a coke head out like a red head in the children of the corn.
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lol i know that place

and the bloodhound gang makes me proud of my hometown lol

my friends dad was jimmy pop's teacher during hs.. they are usually around the local bar scene in west chester where my gf lives...
 
E_SolSi @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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Originally posted by Bloodhound Gang
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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:bustout: :bustout:

I just listened to that the other day.
 
Speedracer228 @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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sLuShBoXtEgGy @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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it is good money for the girls but like it was said before, it puts you in an element with drugs and other problem. even the nicest place by me, deliala's(sp?) den has a drug element to it. i dont know if its just me, but i can spot a coke head out like a red head in the children of the corn.
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lol i know that place

and the bloodhound gang makes me proud of my hometown lol

my friends dad was jimmy pop's teacher during hs.. they are usually around the local bar scene in west chester where my gf lives...
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im talking about the one in perth amboy (central jersey). but theres also a shitty one in Toms River, NJ, and another in Phili.
 
Oh god...I hope you didn't do anything with any chick in the Amboys.

The Amboys, Perth as a main intrest has the highest AIDS/HIV population in the state.

Even though AIDS/HIV is only transferred through bodily fluid emmited from the sexual organs, I still wouldn't let one of those dirty Amboy bitches rub up on me.
 
92civicb18b1 @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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Oh god...I hope you didn't do anything with any chick in the Amboys.

The Amboys, Perth as a main intrest has the highest AIDS/HIV population in the state.

Even though AIDS/HIV is only transferred through bodily fluid emmited from the sexual organs, I still wouldn't let one of those dirty Amboy bitches rub up on me.
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their strippers. i wouldnt let them look at my dick in a sexual way.
 
sLuShBoXtEgGy @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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Speedracer228 @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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sLuShBoXtEgGy @ Dec 19 2005 said:
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it is good money for the girls but like it was said before, it puts you in an element with drugs and other problem. even the nicest place by me, deliala's(sp?) den has a drug element to it. i dont know if its just me, but i can spot a coke head out like a red head in the children of the corn.
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lol i know that place

and the bloodhound gang makes me proud of my hometown lol

my friends dad was jimmy pop's teacher during hs.. they are usually around the local bar scene in west chester where my gf lives...
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im talking about the one in perth amboy (central jersey). but theres also a shitty one in Toms River, NJ, and another in Phili.
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hmm i did not know that i learn something new every day... i only knew of the one in philly
 
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I had a one nigth stand with a stipper that I met at a bar. She claimed she was out of the business but I heard a few people call her by her stage name.
Anyone have the link to b's story
 
You want to take a stripper home? How about her and 3 of here friends. Get some Crystal Meth. Thats the key to a strippers heart
 
my work is right behind the Foxy Lady




strippers look pretty rough in the daylight w/out their makeup...
 
i'm all set with getting pasty shit all over my face when i'm close with a chick... and then its a 15 min event to go to sleep to wash her face off...
and then you wake up, and you want to pull coyote arm until she gets in the shower again and re-does her mask.
f that shit.

i'm a big fan of dark eyes... but thats it. lipstick, cheeck shit, plaster, foundation, roof, whatever the fuck they call it... all should be banned.
 
pissedoffsol @ Dec 20 2005 said:
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.....pull coyote arm ......
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Dear Mr. Cumminskey,

Our scholars have reviewed your paper on "that pastey white shit" and our department has but one question for you, it's author:

Can you describe the action of "Pull coyote Arm" to us so that we may further evaluate your experiment ?

Thank you,

The Science Department of Hondaswap.com,
Professor lauritus,
Dr. Cel.
 
pissedoffsol @ Dec 20 2005 said:
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i'm all set with getting pasty shit all over my face when i'm close with a chick... and then its a 15 min event to go to sleep to wash her face off...
and then you wake up, and you want to pull coyote arm until she gets in the shower again and re-does her mask.
f that shit.

i'm a big fan of dark eyes... but thats it. lipstick, cheeck shit, plaster, foundation, roof, whatever the fuck they call it... all should be banned.
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i dont like girls that cake it on either. and i too am a fan of dark eyes. but green eyes are my kryptonite. cant stay away.
 
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