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Teh funee.

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You asshole...it's ten past three in the morning!"
     
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    rotflmmfao, that is some funny shit. :lol:
     
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    def. some funny as shit...got a good laugh out of me
     
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    haha, funny.. lol
     
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    I think thats in this months Maxim or Stuff. Funny though
     
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    :lol:
     
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    got a few people in my house laughing!
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: That was pretty good.
     
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    {hick voice}huh huh dats foony :lol: {/hick voice}
     
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