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No offense taken.. I had it coming:)

On the positive side of things..
I started taking new meds and haven't thrown up since I took my first one, I'm soooo excitied!
 
Some girls like to swallow, some don't. Depending on the guys eating/drinking habits, this will determine the taste.

A good friend of mine has his own adult website ring, including an x-rated personals site he does extremely well with, financially. One night in July, we went over his house for a poker game, and we got there an hour earlier than we were supposed to. Front door was open, so we went in and walked toward the sliding pattio doors to see a porn shoot in his waterfall jacuzzi. The two girls kinda broke down the whole oral sex deal before they eventually swallowed two guys kids near the end of the shoot. Pretty interesting stuff, but unfortunately we couldnt take any pictures. :(
 
You learned about the birds and the bees from two paid hookers in your friend's living room in a jacuzzi ?

That can't be healthy.
 
You learned about the birds and the bees from two paid hookers in your friend's living room in a jacuzzi ?

That can't be healthy.

They were actually proffesional woman in the XXX field. ^_^ And they were on the subject of swallowing CUM. I learned about the birds and the bees when I lost my virginity. Never had that talk with either parents.
 
They were hookers. They were paid for sex. Hookers. You actually sat down and took a lesson from a hooker.

Shame obviously doesn't come into play in your life, but I still think there is enough there to realise the folly of your way(s).
 
They were hookers. They were paid for sex. Hookers. You actually sat down and took a lesson from a hooker.

Shame obviously doesn't come into play in your life, but I still think there is enough there to realise the folly of your way(s).

You think too hard into things people post. I think you need to be admitted into a mental institution so they can examine what is really going on inside of your head. :)
 
Hookers walk the streets in an attempt to exchange sex for money. There is a slight difference between hookers and porn stars.
 
They were hookers. They were paid for sex. Hookers. You actually sat down and took a lesson from a hooker.

Shame obviously doesn't come into play in your life, but I still think there is enough there to realise the folly of your way(s).
most of them are hookers anyway. You piss em off and they wont give you any. How do you get back in the good graces? You buy flowers cards jewlery ect. Then they can't wait to give you some. Exchanging sexual favors for gifts also = hooker in my book.
 
I would like to settle the "every woman is a hooker thing" once and for all.

Lots of guys think that they get sex in return for other favors. "Dinner + Movie = I get to stick my dick in her".

This is not true. And everyone knows that. But instead of changing their perspective, they simply up the ante. "4(dinner+movie)= I get to stick my dick in her" For some people, it happens and they think "Eureeka! my stupid plan worked!" And then go to think of things further: "jewelry = I get to stick my dick in her and she does some tricks with my pee pee while it feels good" And for some, it too happens. And the equations are furthered.

Until she leaves him for a homeless guitarist.

And still, instead of re-evaluating their position on the math of sex, you think that something is wrong with HER and that shes a real bitch for treating you so horribly.

See the folly in this ?

We've covered lots of ground here on Hondaswap in regards to relationships - And now we're getting into a conversation about both men and women. If you have a brain, you'll kick back and listen to what's going on here and glean some info for yourself. Likely you'll continue to make dick jokes. The latter of those people are not that far off from becoming Beavis and Butthead and never actually growing up into the role of a magnificent human being.

Allow me to fill you in on the truth: Your sex, your sexual tricks, and your prowess are (likely) nothing to brag about. very few people, men or women, have the first clue what they are doing in bed or with intimate contact. Very few. Chances are great, you're not one of them at all. Deal. You may or may not get your dick wet on the weekends, but a great lover doth that not make you.

The truth of the matter is, women love sex. They love it more than men do. The flip side of that coin is that your typical woman has had really great sex maybe 4 times by the time she's 28. A woman is a bit closer to the reality of sex, but only slightly. She requires a mental connection of one sort or another (Sometimes she requires someone to simply listen, other times she requires someone to share a hobby, mostly she requires someone who is telepathic and has a free schedule for the next year). The presentation of gifts is only something that happens to connect two people. When gifts are exchanged (Even a card or a poem) a connection is made. That connection isn't REQUIRED for a woman to perform sex, but it makes it so much better for her. Otherwise, she merely battons-down and spreads her legs to shut you the fuck up, and maintain your presence until the next real man comes knocking on her door.

And herein lies the truth of the matter: Your (Generalisation) perception is a sham. You view her as a hooker, and she views you as a non-caring leech. hmmmm .,.. wonder why that is ?

The only way, obviously, out of this vision of a woman being nothing more than a hooker is for her to stop playing the game - during which time she flips sides and becomes an ice queen that simply doesn't put out. This is not her fault, it's yours.

If you ever have questions as to why your life sucks, Don't look around - Look inside.
 
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holy shit..what i have just read is by far the wierdest shit :D
lol nh..but very revealing,
jdm_slut,usually would swallow,cel tells us the real deal about woman,jdm_slut cant take anything in her ass,cel wants to know where bryan likes loads shot at
 
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