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  1. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pilsbury spokesman. The Pilsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus, they had a bun in the oven. His elderly father, Pop Tart, also survives him.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects; including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, and The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, as well as Captain Crunch.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. He rose quickly in show business, yet his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie; wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes, until done.
     
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    funny shit. just passed this one around the office :)
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    my god thats old =) hahahaha

    glad it's new for every one else
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    It took you 5 min to read that?
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha :D
     
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    vtec........YoOo
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :blink: :lol:

    I think I've seen that before....
     
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    :p
    that was pretty funny
     
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    bump. funny shit in this post. worthy of a 4 year aniversary :D
     
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    Atleast its not some tool trying to buy four year old parts that bumped this. Atleast its worthy of a dead thread bump.
     
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