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The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by civicious, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    wish i could rep you for this. gotta spread that ish.
     
  3. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I have to spread it too. Stop being so awesome, haha. But seriously, the Bible is fucked up.
     
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    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    i covered it guys
     
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    Omg, hilarious. +rep

    Call these commandments savage if you want, but if you were God, how many nuts would you have to see "crushed" before you overreacted? We're thinking the answer is two."
     
  6. George777

    George777 ^^ Likes Bewbies

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    Reading the comments from the people that are getting defensive over his selection of verses is almost as funny as the verses themselves.

    Genesis 38:6-9 is another one. To summarize it, it is essentially saying that fapping and "quck draw McGrath" method is displeasing to God and he killed Onan for it.
     
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    drbelanger73 Beer is good for you.

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    Ezeikiel 25:17?

    How can you leave out the quote from Pulp Fiction?

    shame...
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    What about the chick's breasts scripture? I'll have to find it. But I'm drunk again. I may forget to all together.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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