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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,


As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,


Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,


I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,


Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
 
:repostred: (maybe not here, but on every other forum in the past few weeks)

btw There was never a V8 in a Firebird. Those are V6s...unless it says Formula or Trans Am on the side of the car. ;)


:ph34r: :ph34r:
 
Here's another one:

Twas the night before Rice War'z and caught at the light,
was a big bad Ford Ligtnin' and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small little motor,
To beat this bad trucker even with it's jumbo sized blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Lightnin' erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that RED truck gets traction,

Slamming into second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Top Fuel Dragster wing,

I now hear the roar, of that 'charged' monster gaining,
And all I can do is keep my four-banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just enough to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says with a wink,
"You probably won't ever win in that silly, fart-canned thing"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight.....
With my new stickers tomorrow, there will be another night...

and yet another one. :p

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with my big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
and "You may not win any in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...I may put up a fight
 
thats why i said the ANUAL. of course its a repost.. ass

and firebirds had v8s in them all the time.... fromt he 60s, 70s, and 80s...
 
annual...and how many 60s 70s and 80s firebirds do you see running around? ;)
 
Umm...they're all the same thing...just with different wings and domestic V8s...
 
anyone have a good ole copy of the old timer parody

ie
Up on the roof arouse such a clatter
I sprang from my piece to see waht the matter

ha I found it
I posted it here
 
Originally posted by jiahanhao@Dec 21 2003, 10:37 PM
whoa.. did i get the wrong idea from the thread title... annual.. shoot...
Click to expand...

hahahahha :bo: :bo:
 
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