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the anual, VTEC x-mass

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
    Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
    I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
    To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,


    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,


    Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
    Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,


    I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
    In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,


    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
    Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
    The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
     
  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :repostred: (maybe not here, but on every other forum in the past few weeks)

    btw There was never a V8 in a Firebird. Those are V6s...unless it says Formula or Trans Am on the side of the car. ;)


    :ph34r: :ph34r:
     
  3. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Here's another one:

    Twas the night before Rice War'z and caught at the light,
    was a big bad Ford Ligtnin' and no cops in sight,

    I will try, I will try, I will try with this small little motor,
    To beat this bad trucker even with it's jumbo sized blower,

    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Lightnin' erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

    Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when that RED truck gets traction,

    Slamming into second, I hear the RPM sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my Top Fuel Dragster wing,

    I now hear the roar, of that 'charged' monster gaining,
    And all I can do is keep my four-banger straining,

    In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
    The driver backs off just enough to give me a holler,

    "You can't win them all," he says with a wink,
    "You probably won't ever win in that silly, fart-canned thing"

    I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight.....
    With my new stickers tomorrow, there will be another night...

    and yet another one. :p

    Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
    Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
    I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
    To beat this damn Mustang, even with my big blower,
    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
    Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
    Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
    I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
    In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
    The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
    "You can't win them all," he says in fling,
    and "You may not win any in that silly thing,"
    I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
    With my new mods tomorrow...I may put up a fight
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    thats why i said the ANUAL. of course its a repost.. ass

    and firebirds had v8s in them all the time.... fromt he 60s, 70s, and 80s...
     
  5. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    annual...and how many 60s 70s and 80s firebirds do you see running around? ;)
     
  6. K2e2vin

    K2e2vin Senior Member

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    ive actually seen quite a few. :D
     
  7. khrisb

    khrisb ******

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    Umm...they're all the same thing...just with different wings and domestic V8s...
     
  8. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    anyone have a good ole copy of the old timer parody

    ie
    Up on the roof arouse such a clatter
    I sprang from my piece to see waht the matter

    ha I found it
    I posted it here
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i like 'em all, they put a new twist to the same old shit.....
     
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    whoa.. did i get the wrong idea from the thread title... annual.. shoot...
     
  13. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahahha :bo: :bo:
     
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