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The BCS declares Germany the winner of WWII

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  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II US Ranked 4th!!!!


    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS
    computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
    declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
    the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
    conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,
    Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and
    Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
    incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy
    of the #1 ranking."

    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
    commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
    Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
    head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
    equally-weighted event."

    German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
    defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
    criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
    enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland
    was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were
    incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional
    forces."

    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
    France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
    ranking they only fell to #2."

    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
    Philippines.
     
  2. UNDR8D

    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Nice dude. We definitely got owned...
     
  3. hondasaurus

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    dang, france only lasted 6 weeks. maybe its the 'way ideas were presented' ;)
     
  4. 95b16coupe

    95b16coupe New Member

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    bcs is horrible....but....florida and alabama basically had a semi-final game when they played in the sec championship. if every conference had a playoff, it would get a legit, 4 team final. then they could play 2 games to determine a champion instead of just 1.
     
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