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the best dear john letter

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by ThatGuy4life, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.

    It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    Take Care, Ricky
     
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    vanillakilla Senior Member

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    haha that was pretty good, made me chuckle
     
  3. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I would have said,

    "The picture was a gift Becky. I'm taking it with me."(Wedding Crashers)
     
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    IceBolt Senior Member

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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Nice joke, but your sig sucks major ass.

    You beat someone in your honda and now their girl wants you? hahahha yeah. right.
    That's almost as funny as the joke.
     
  6. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    LMAO...
     
  7. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    lol. I love it.
     
  8. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    Like it says in the sig. it's a true story
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Parts whore anyone?
     
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