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The craziest thing ever.

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  1. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    This is a long story so but its worth reading it.
    :eek: :ufucktard::kick::slap: :owned::police: :stretcher:

    But here is the smilie cliffnotes version if your lazy.


    Im sitting on the computer browsing Hondaswap when some guy walks in my apartment, at first I thought it was my friend Johnny G, but he lives in Alabama and never told me he was coming up and I wouldnt expect him to walk in my house at 3 in the morning. I ask this guy who the hell he is, he asks me who the hell I am. I say I dont know because I dont know who the hell you are but you need to get the fuck out of my house. He tells me to shut up that it wasnt my house, I tell him yeah it is so GTFO. I get up and turn on the lights and this guy sits down on my couch like its his house. I tell him to get up and get the fuck out now. He tells me to chill out, I say yeah you can chill right on out of my house and walk over to him. He stands up and grabs my wrists and looks me straight in the eyes and asks me how I dont know who he is. He starts shaking me and I got an immediate adrenaline rush because I start thinking no way in hell this guy is going to try to beat my ass in my own house. He starts moving on me like he was going to do something, so I drew the line and gave him a swift knee below the belt, so he lets go ands starts to drop, I stand him back up with an upper cut then grab his neck and push him back onto the couch and give him 3 quick jabs to the face and ask him again, get the fuck out. I pick him up and start to walk him to the door. He starts trying to come at me again so I let him have another taste of my knuckles, throw him up against the wall and pull his one arm up behind the back and jam my other elbow into the back of his head. I yell for Kristin to come open the door and she comes running out of our room naked as a jay bird (refer to GF picture thread) He struggles out, I grab him and throw him on the floor and him 4 straight to the face, Kristin opens the door and I throw him out, meanwhile the SOB is bleeding all over our shit. He slams into the neighbors door and I close and lock mine. Call the cops, they come out I tell them the same story and the cop just looked at me like he didnt believe me until I show him all the blood. They catch the guy trying to hide out in the carport. Cop comes back in and tells me yeah you busted up his face pretty good we're gonna have to take him to the hospital, would you like to press any charges? I say no, he'll be feeling bad enough tomorrow, and then the cop says, yeah we always like to see a little street justice. Make sure to keep your door locked. I say yeah have a good night.

    So that was my Tuesday night excitement.
     
  2. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    So while you're yelling for him to get out, your girlfriend isn't coming out to see what or who you're yelling at?... or at least putting some clothes on to get ready to come out and check to see what's going on...
     
  3. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    I wasnt yelling at the top of my lungs at him at first, but I was suprised that she didnt wake up when I slammed him into the wall. It doesnt help that both of us are very heavy sleepers too.
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    Someone comes into my house, they are not getting a normal tone voice lol.
     
  5. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    Yeah I know, I was in shock at what just happened until I realized what was going on, then I wasnt too happy.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    LIES.

    I wish to see a police blotter. Too unbelievable, all one sentence. Reads like a kill thread.
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Fixed.
     
  8. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    My girlfriend has pictures on her phone of the blood spatters on her phone that was on our door and the nieighbors. This story is 100% true my friend.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :withstupid:

    that guy would have gotten a nice look at the business end of an XD40... at that point its up to them... become compliant, and they can wait for the cops to come get them... advance on me, and they can wait for the paramedics

    i do not fuck around with intrusions on my personal space
     
  10. NWDRVRBWE

    NWDRVRBWE Hands Off my Balls

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    WHAT THE FUCK! seriously... if i was at home chilling at at my house watching t.v. and minding my own buisness and some weird ass guy just fucking walks in my house like he owns the place.... id find a baseball batt or some shit. you did the right thing kicking his ass and then throwing him out and then calling the police.

    did you ever find out who he was? cuz that is just fucked up.
     
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    wtf ar eyou doing at 3am with your doors unlocked? dumbass
     
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    Lmao, please dont tell me this guy was sober. If hes gunna try some shit like that and then get his ass kicked, without have an altered state of mind, then its just that much more amuzing. Either way, good job delievering a lil peoples justice.
     
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    NWDRVRBWE Hands Off my Balls

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    HAHA:ditto:
     
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    lock your doors man next time the odds may not be to you favor. I bet you had that empty stomache feeling whe you see a stranger just walk into your house.
     
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    that shit is intense...but for sure, keep those doors locked. lucky you were awake to catch him before he made his way to you goods.
     
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    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    I think that guy just escaped from the loony bin is all.

    That's an awesome story though lol. You really should consider locking your door.
     
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    94H_Ex Under employed

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    Some one i know kinda had something like this happen. He was at a friends house outside sitting around and drinking and this kid just walked right into their yard like he was cool with them and grabbed a beer from the cooler. and when they asked him who he was he started to smack talk so he got his ass beat. As he was walking back down the road from getting a good ass beating they asked him if he wanted a beer for the walk. lol.

    to make it funnier. that same guy was trying to sit there and smack talk me when i was outside of my GF's house telling me things like "you want it come get some bitch" and what not, while he's walking away. he had to be on drugs
     
  18. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    They usually are, I just came back in from having a cigarette like 2 seconds before.

    The arresting officer called me today and let me know the guy ended up with a broken arm, nose, and fractured cheek bone, he was also already on probation, so he is going away for some time.
     
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    i'd say you got lucky with some chill cops
    they could have made that a lot more of a hassle than it was

    tweeker much?
     
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    Ha ha, "Woop his ass Seabass!"
     
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