The Exorcism of Celerity or Wanted: Roomie
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George777
^^ Likes Bewbies
steve has a really nice house, and it is in a great location. needs a bit bigger yard though. on the upside, you could effectively mow the grass with a weed whacker!
hopefully someone takes him up on this.
hopefully someone takes him up on this.
Z6CRX
übber ɐɾuıu etarip
all of which are ubber win. However I don't like the snow so much. Cold is fine, just snow sucks.
hope you find some good roomates.
Celerity
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Yeah, I guess the "rules" / "No Rules" thing was confusing.
I have rules. Some are unspoken. Such as : If I'm working on something electrical, and you say "BZZT" I'll bury you so they find the body, but I'll tear your teeth out with pliers and burn your face before letting you die slowly, so they won't be able to identify you.
The "Rules" are just stuff that has to be said. The eating thing (We share food in my house) and the doing stuff around the house thing is just a rule of engagement. "No drugs" is a spoken rule that deserves to be stated, "don't leave food in your room" is just a thing.
Sorry for the confusion.
Yeah, my roomie now is Aleaf. I can't stand this chick, she's a cross between a "The Hills" marathon and a brick of Sulphur. I have helped her out, she drank all my liquor and wastes my food, smokes my cigarettes, then declares how the work in my area is below her, my Jeep isn't good enough for her to drive to another job, she will only drive a mint CRX and how much of an asshole I am when I don't give her more. Everywhere she goes she leaves a path of destruction, scoffs at every rule or suggestion I make and doesn't understand a hint at all. She only responds to screaming and throwing pans at her head. Which is good, I suppose because she will escalate any situation to a point of name-calling and yelling.
But shes conned some other kids her age to take care of her, which is pretty much all she wants.
I would normally keep this really discreet, but last night she found the need to tell me how much she hates me - So I'm done being nice.
And z6: You live in pittsburgh ! You have the same weather !
I have rules. Some are unspoken. Such as : If I'm working on something electrical, and you say "BZZT" I'll bury you so they find the body, but I'll tear your teeth out with pliers and burn your face before letting you die slowly, so they won't be able to identify you.
The "Rules" are just stuff that has to be said. The eating thing (We share food in my house) and the doing stuff around the house thing is just a rule of engagement. "No drugs" is a spoken rule that deserves to be stated, "don't leave food in your room" is just a thing.
Sorry for the confusion.
Yeah, my roomie now is Aleaf. I can't stand this chick, she's a cross between a "The Hills" marathon and a brick of Sulphur. I have helped her out, she drank all my liquor and wastes my food, smokes my cigarettes, then declares how the work in my area is below her, my Jeep isn't good enough for her to drive to another job, she will only drive a mint CRX and how much of an asshole I am when I don't give her more. Everywhere she goes she leaves a path of destruction, scoffs at every rule or suggestion I make and doesn't understand a hint at all. She only responds to screaming and throwing pans at her head. Which is good, I suppose because she will escalate any situation to a point of name-calling and yelling.
But shes conned some other kids her age to take care of her, which is pretty much all she wants.
I would normally keep this really discreet, but last night she found the need to tell me how much she hates me - So I'm done being nice.
And z6: You live in pittsburgh ! You have the same weather !
what are you doing this weekend? LOL
well, you shouldve put a camera in her room and shower, then sold it on the net, couldve made some money that way at least. lol.
Battle Pope
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Looooool
So can you now take back that neg rep you left me for being a jerk to her? lol just kidding... Anyway, while I don't think I could ever live with you, you seem like an entertaining person to be around. goodluck on finding a good roomie. Maybe if Bryan could get his act together and quit the drugs, this could be a great opportunity for the both of you.
Well, just lay some pipe and send her on her way.
she wasn't lying about him either
you met him?
gonna bring the drama back eh?
So how do you know she's not lying? As it stands, the odds are against her...
