THE FUCKING LOTTERY RANT!

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thistownsucks...
Let me rephrase that. I hate all the people that rush out to buy tickets for the California Supper Lotto. Here is why...

Normally I roll into the liquor store to buy a pack a smokes, beer, snacks the usual and I always end up in line behind some old asshole either scratching his tickets in front of me AT THE COUNTER or filling out the form for the super lotto machine. Asshole....get out of the way and let others do their business transaction and get out. don't hold up the fucking line because you think your ticket is the one.....right!

Now the true unjustice begins. Not only do these people do this all the time...just wait until the Jackpot gets up into the 100 + millions. Fuck people out of the woodwork are running around town standing in and creating long lines for their precious ticket. What is 7 million not enough? 20 million? Why do people get the fucking urge to go ballistic on tix when the jackpot gets large. GREED...thats what it is. Lazy ass americans that don't want to work and contribute like all the other hard working MO Fo's. I don't dissagree in the state having a lotto...let just get it a little more under control. Set up Lotto only stores where thats all you can buy Lotto related games and items/tix/scratchers/etc. Don't fucking waist my time in a LIQUOR store with you worthless ticket dreaming about winning the huge jackpot...It aint gonna happen..or maybe it will. Its not the LETSCREATEALONGFUCKINGLINEFORMYWORTHLESSNUMBERS store.

Sorry for the rant..just something that keeps pissing me off since our lotto is getting big again. BTW-I've only bought 2 $1 quick pics since I turned 18....10 years ago.

matt

:angry:
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Aug 20 2004, 02:14 PM
you're old, and cranky.

a mid-life crisis car is in your future soon.
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I've really been diggin on the new HEMI wagon...shit say it isn't so
 
Originally posted by Hatchbacks Anonymous@Aug 20 2004, 02:17 PM
I got 5 out of 6 a long time ago. Back before they had the mega number.

Long story short: Mom = $1200 Me = $400 Friend = $400 Total Winnings = $2000
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most I've ever seen from a the lotto...$85 from a scratcher when I was 19. I'd settle for a couple grand right now.
 
I got a $295 scratcher the other day...I only dumped $40 to get it...


And the day after that, I got 2 $80 scratchers....for $40....

But I know my luck was down for the month..so I stopped for a while...
 
i played a dollar lotto in the grocery store last year and won 2 bucks

thats right, doubled my money :lol:
 
Originally posted by Speedracer228@Aug 20 2004, 03:31 PM
i played a dollar lotto in the grocery store last year and won 2 bucks

thats right, doubled my money :lol:
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I'm with chuckles here.

:werd:
 
when i was about 17 my mom bought me 4 scratchers...

1) loser
2) won 250
3) won 25
4) won 500

she had to claim it for me, but it was pretty cool.
 
Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Aug 20 2004, 03:44 PM
when i was about 17 my mom bought me 4 scratchers...

1) loser
2) won 250
3) won 25
4) won 500

she had to claim it for me, but it was pretty cool.
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...:eek:

I hate you.

;)
 
hahaha, yea, well, it hasn't happened since, so... that money is LONG gone... i RARELY play the super lotto.

i think it's a worse rip off. i've NEVER seen anyone young win it... so, i say it's a conspiracy. hahahaha jk

i dunno, i'm just not a gambler. otherwise, i'd just give it all away playing poker in vegas.
 
I know a guy that's got some serious gambler's luck. He can walk into the casino - the fuckin CASINO - with 300 bucks in his pocket and walk out with 3 grand... if THAT's not hokey I dunno what is.
 
well, that's how my brother is... he wins more than he loses. i dunno. he's a baller... i hate him. yes, only because i'm jealous.
 
For tax purposes, gambling activities are treated much like hobbies. Individuals must report their winnings as income and may deduct their losses only to the extent of such winnings. The itemized deduction for gambling losses, however, is not categorized as a "miscellaneous" itemized dedcution and is reported on Schedule A

SS165 (d) & SS67(B)(3)

:)
 
i haven't yet bought a scratch ticket, but i turned 18 on the 7th. shit....i bought gas today, i could have gotten one, guess i forgot....
 
Originally posted by Callidus@Aug 20 2004, 06:05 PM
i haven't yet bought a scratch ticket, but i turned 18 on the 7th. shit....i bought gas today, i could have gotten one, guess i forgot....
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Cigarrettes and porn > scratch off tickets--ge those first :)
 
havok you forgot one major ingrediant............................and my personal favorite























































:alcoholic: :alcoholic: :drinks_drunk: :drinks_drunk:
 
Originally posted by JDMilan@Aug 20 2004, 07:19 PM
havok you forgot one major ingrediant............................and my personal favorite























































:alcoholic: :alcoholic: :drinks_drunk: :drinks_drunk:
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I think havok is underage
 
Yeah, if there's a place that sells alcohol to 18 year olds, let me know :)
I'll be 21 in 4 months, but I haven't been carded in 8 :)
Facial hair owns you.
 
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