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the Jewish Samurai :D

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Jewish Samurai!

    Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new
    Chief Samurai Warrior. After a year, only three applied for the job: a
    Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.

    "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

    The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a
    fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor,
    neatly divided in two!

    "What a skillful feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me
    what you can do."

    The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny
    box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* *Swish! * The
    fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!

    "Ah-h-h, that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top
    that, Number three Samurai?"

    Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a fly,
    drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily
    that a gust of wind blew through the room and the fly let out a high
    pitched sound. But the fly was still alive and buzzing around!

    In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly
    isn't even dead."

    "Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Now,
    circumcision .....THAT takes skill!"
     
  2. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    bro....

    saw that one coming A MIIIIIILE AWAY :lol:



    jewish guy? some sort of sharp cutting instrument-like sword?

    gee, wonder what the punchline is going to include :p
     
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    still got a slight chuckle outta me.
     
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    nope didn't see that coming- haha good stuff :lmao:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :lol: hehe...didn't see that coming...
     
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    eh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Woooo. Good one. :thumbsup:
     
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