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The Man Side of the story

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, Oct 6, 2003.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    The Male Side of the story. They are all number 1 on purpose.

    > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
    > If it's up, put it
    > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
    > hear us complaining about
    > you leaving it down.
    >
    > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
    > changing of the tides.
    > Let it be.
    >
    > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
    > going to think of it that
    > way.
    >
    > 1. Crying is blackmail.
    >
    > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
    > one: Subtle hints do not
    > work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
    > work! Just say it!
    >
    > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
    > almost every question.
    >
    > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
    > solving it. That's what
    > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    >
    > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
    > See a doctor.
    >
    > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
    > an argument. In fact,
    > all comments become null and void after 7 days.
    >
    > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
    > girls, don't expect us to
    > act like soap opera guys.
    >
    > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
    > ask us.
    >
    > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
    > and one of the ways
    > makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    >
    > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
    > how you want it done.
    > Not both. If you already know best how to do it,
    > just do it yourself.
    >
    > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have
    > to say during
    > commercials.
    >
    > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
    > neither do we.
    >
    > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
    > default settings. Peach, for
    > example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
    > fruit. We have no idea
    > what mauve is.
    >
    > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    >
    > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we
    > will act like nothing's
    > wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
    > worth the hassle.
    >
    > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
    > to, expect an answer you
    > don't want to hear.
    >
    > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
    > you wear is fine ...
    > Really.
    >
    > 1. You have enough clothes.
    >
    > 1. You have too many shoes.
    >
    > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
    >
    > Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to
    > sleep on the couch
    > tonight, but did you know men really don't mind
    > that, it's like camping.
     
  2. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    Greatest post evAr
     
  3. sloazcrx

    sloazcrx Senior Member

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    So true! lmao. I'm going to print this and stick it to my refridgerator so my gf can see it. Better yet, I'll print two and put one on the bathroom mirror.
     
  4. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    Hell yeah, i just emailed that to my girlfriend
     
  5. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :repost: but worth it every time.
     
  6. Frankie P.

    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    :werd:



    I don't think we can post anything on here anymore, somebody always posts it before you do, even if they never did, it is automatically a repost if you post it.
     
  7. driver1

    driver1 Senior Member

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    ya that rulz, Its all so true as well thats what makes it so great
     
  8. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    :lol: no shit. my girl has like 45 pairs :bash:
     
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