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The mens code

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  1. FFCiv

    FFCiv Senior Member

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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    i read the first 3, then got bored.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    That doesnt even make sense unless you marry her when you first meet her. <_<
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    those were pretty funny :)
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :werd:
     
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    Sergey P.A. Senior Member

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    that's what I am talkin' about,
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

    2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

    37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

    72. At no time during a conversation with a buddy on instant messenger is either man allowed to send smiley faces to the other. This is simply too gay and it makes you look like a chick.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Hello and welcome to a time before the !/\/73r/\/37
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    :ph34r:
     
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    B)
     
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    37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

    57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

    71. There are only three times when its acceptable for a man to say "I love you" to any other man... 1. He's drunk 2. He's dying 3. He's in trouble and it's the only way out of it (which probably means he's drunk anyway)

    * with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.

    Great stuff...
     
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    9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

    fuck that, no one borrows my car (except my girlfriend).

    I think the list should be:

    1. Men do not make gay lists.
     
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