In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic >> name. >> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >> acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called >> amoxicillin >> and Advil is also called ibuprofen. >> >> >> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful >> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced >> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. >> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, >> Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin. >> >> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in >> liquid form, >> and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use >> as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself >> a stiff one. >> Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new >> meaning >> to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned >> "stiff drink." >> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."