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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
>> name.
>> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>> acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called
>> amoxicillin
>> and Advil is also called ibuprofen.
>>
>>
>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
>> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
>> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
>> Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.
>>
>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
>> liquid form,
>> and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
>> as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
>> a stiff one.
>> Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
>> meaning
>> to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned
>> "stiff drink."
>> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
 
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