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the pharmacy joke

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
    >> name.
    >> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    >> acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called
    >> amoxicillin
    >> and Advil is also called ibuprofen.
    >>
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    >> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    >> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    >> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    >> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
    >> Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.
    >>
    >> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    >> liquid form,
    >> and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
    >> as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
    >> a stiff one.
    >> Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
    >> meaning
    >> to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned
    >> "stiff drink."
    >> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
     
  2. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    I almost laughed.
     
  3. hosmer

    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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    terrible





    on so many levels
     
  4. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    the last one was new to me :)
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    I cracked up on Mydixarizin. :)

    Good shit :thumbsup:
     
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