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the pharmasist :)

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    A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
    The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] prescription....hyuck hyuck hyuck [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
    One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe, old age.

    A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

    "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, keep telling me they've fallen."

    The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has already fallen three times this week!"
     
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    might be a repost


     
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    hahah thats a good one :p
     
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    one last one for today...

     
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