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Airj0ckey (6:15:36 PM): 4-8 beers and I go into a yping frenzy
Airj0ckey (6:15:42 PM): typing
Subl1meRomeo (6:15:44 PM): lol
Airj0ckey (6:16:53 PM): ohh guess what
Airj0ckey (6:17:26 PM): my hamstrings leg muscles are too stiff....and I've developed tennis elbow
Subl1meRomeo (6:17:53 PM): how do you do that?
Airj0ckey (6:18:09 PM): I did another phycical theripy eval today...and failed miserably
Subl1meRomeo (6:18:17 PM): :-(
Subl1meRomeo (6:18:22 PM): why dont you try to lose some weight?
Airj0ckey (6:18:33 PM): I use screw guns at work too much
Subl1meRomeo (6:18:40 PM): ahh
Airj0ckey (6:18:44 PM): first I thought it was carp
Airj0ckey (6:19:06 PM): but my grip was making my arm muscle sting
Subl1meRomeo (6:19:11 PM): oo
Airj0ckey (6:19:20 PM): I asked what it was...I pointed out the mus
Airj0ckey (6:20:00 PM): plus, this chick picked up my leg, tryed to bend it back, and my whole body went with the leg
Airj0ckey (6:20:05 PM): no flex
Subl1meRomeo (6:20:09 PM): damn
Airj0ckey (6:20:13 PM): or stretch
Airj0ckey (6:20:42 PM): because I limp everywhere getting arund, I don't use the legs as much as I should
Airj0ckey (6:20:55 PM): I blamed the wife....and she believed me
Airj0ckey (6:20:59 PM): no enough sex
Airj0ckey (6:21:05 PM): not^
Subl1meRomeo (6:21:07 PM): lol
Subl1meRomeo (6:21:09 PM): makes sense
Airj0ckey (6:21:27 PM): so she offered to blow me
Airj0ckey (6:21:32 PM): I declined
Subl1meRomeo (6:21:40 PM): hahahaha that doesnt work your muscles
Airj0ckey (6:22:06 PM): plus I can't love someone who does only blowjobs
Airj0ckey (6:22:17 PM): not a kissable womon
Airj0ckey (6:22:51 PM): could you kiss a chick after your dick was in her mouth?
Airj0ckey (6:23:48 PM): I'll wait for the real thing ...when it's available...it will be tighter than a damn virgin
Subl1meRomeo (6:24:04 PM): honestly, it doesnt bother me, since she kisses me after i go down on her ;-)
Airj0ckey (6:24:51 PM): going down on a pussy and kissing is completely different than going down on a dick and kissing
Airj0ckey (6:25:25 PM): thats the same as doing a chick in the butt
Subl1meRomeo (6:25:36 PM): still happens one way or another
Subl1meRomeo (6:25:47 PM): nah, id rather her not suck my dick after that lol
Airj0ckey (6:25:58 PM): lesbians are great...but gay guys are different
Subl1meRomeo (6:26:03 PM): LOL
Airj0ckey (6:26:52 PM): if you got cock taste in manly mouth, and you've done an asshole...then whats stopping you from doing men?
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:03 PM): lmao
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:08 PM): you should post this
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:10 PM): haha
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:17 PM): but im not ghey
Airj0ckey (6:27:18 PM): go for it
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:21 PM): you do it
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:25 PM): save you from typing
Airj0ckey (6:27:27 PM): I dare ya
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:32 PM): fine i dont care lol
Airj0ckey (6:27:48 PM): so you like my manly peter?
Subl1meRomeo (6:27:59 PM): no lol
 
you forgot the rest..... :p




[18:28] Airj0ckey: so you like my manly peter?
[18:28] Subl1meRomeo: no lol
[18:28] Airj0ckey: wanna suck it, after I poke your young ass..?
[18:28] Subl1meRomeo: def not lol
[18:28] Subl1meRomeo: ill post that too shhh
[18:29] Airj0ckey: hehe
[18:29] Airj0ckey: I knew you would
[18:29] Subl1meRomeo: i can kill it if ya want
[18:29] Airj0ckey: once you stick your dick into a womans mouth, and then kiss her, then you have dick breath yourself
[18:29] Subl1meRomeo: ill survive i know im clean
[18:30] Airj0ckey: i'd have a chick blow me if I knew I would do her once or twice and leave her...but not marry her
[18:31] Subl1meRomeo: ahhh
[18:31] Airj0ckey: once you do a chick in teh but...there is nothing stopping ya from doing a guy in teh butt
[18:31] Subl1meRomeo: yeah there is lol
[18:31] Airj0ckey: same feeling...just more hair
[18:31] Subl1meRomeo: lmao
[18:32] Airj0ckey: I prefer my hand...when I can't get the real thing
[18:32] Subl1meRomeo: lol
[18:33] Airj0ckey: safer.....but also the same can apply....my hand, a womans hand and a mans hand...nothing different.....
[18:33] Subl1meRomeo: LMAO
[18:33] Subl1meRomeo: just give up lol
[18:34] Airj0ckey: 8 beers, and I wonder if I'll wake up to get to work tonight
[18:34] Subl1meRomeo: you better
[18:34] Airj0ckey: hot chick with tatts...google masumi max
[18:34] Subl1meRomeo: i dont like tattoos but i wouldnt kick her outta bed
 
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crazy noone has posted here yet. i guess you were right!
 
haha, you guys are retarded.

i'll kiss a bitch after she blows me. i just make sure i don't nut in her mouth. my ex was awesome, i stuck it in her ass then pussy, then she blew me and swallowed it all. kisses after that? fuck no. hahahaha
 
lmao, the guy that got nabbed sending sex messages to 16 year old male pages in the senate...

this is a good read right here...

i'll kiss a bitch after she blows me. i just make sure i don't nut in her mouth. my ex was awesome, i stuck it in her ass then pussy, then she blew me and swallowed it all. kisses after that? fuck no. hahahaha
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the only thing that could make this story any better would be 2 chicks, and a facial...
awesome

Airj0ckey: i'd have a chick blow me if I knew I would do her once or twice and leave her...but not marry her
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so you never catch head from your wife? ever?
 
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