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the real reason clayton is hurting :)

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  1. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    Airj0ckey (6:15:36 PM): 4-8 beers and I go into a yping frenzy
    Airj0ckey (6:15:42 PM): typing
    Subl1meRomeo (6:15:44 PM): lol
    Airj0ckey (6:16:53 PM): ohh guess what
    Airj0ckey (6:17:26 PM): my hamstrings leg muscles are too stiff....and I've developed tennis elbow
    Subl1meRomeo (6:17:53 PM): how do you do that?
    Airj0ckey (6:18:09 PM): I did another phycical theripy eval today...and failed miserably
    Subl1meRomeo (6:18:17 PM): :-(
    Subl1meRomeo (6:18:22 PM): why dont you try to lose some weight?
    Airj0ckey (6:18:33 PM): I use screw guns at work too much
    Subl1meRomeo (6:18:40 PM): ahh
    Airj0ckey (6:18:44 PM): first I thought it was carp
    Airj0ckey (6:19:06 PM): but my grip was making my arm muscle sting
    Subl1meRomeo (6:19:11 PM): oo
    Airj0ckey (6:19:20 PM): I asked what it was...I pointed out the mus
    Airj0ckey (6:20:00 PM): plus, this chick picked up my leg, tryed to bend it back, and my whole body went with the leg
    Airj0ckey (6:20:05 PM): no flex
    Subl1meRomeo (6:20:09 PM): damn
    Airj0ckey (6:20:13 PM): or stretch
    Airj0ckey (6:20:42 PM): because I limp everywhere getting arund, I don't use the legs as much as I should
    Airj0ckey (6:20:55 PM): I blamed the wife....and she believed me
    Airj0ckey (6:20:59 PM): no enough sex
    Airj0ckey (6:21:05 PM): not^
    Subl1meRomeo (6:21:07 PM): lol
    Subl1meRomeo (6:21:09 PM): makes sense
    Airj0ckey (6:21:27 PM): so she offered to blow me
    Airj0ckey (6:21:32 PM): I declined
    Subl1meRomeo (6:21:40 PM): hahahaha that doesnt work your muscles
    Airj0ckey (6:22:06 PM): plus I can't love someone who does only blowjobs
    Airj0ckey (6:22:17 PM): not a kissable womon
    Airj0ckey (6:22:51 PM): could you kiss a chick after your dick was in her mouth?
    Airj0ckey (6:23:48 PM): I'll wait for the real thing ...when it's available...it will be tighter than a damn virgin
    Subl1meRomeo (6:24:04 PM): honestly, it doesnt bother me, since she kisses me after i go down on her ;-)
    Airj0ckey (6:24:51 PM): going down on a pussy and kissing is completely different than going down on a dick and kissing
    Airj0ckey (6:25:25 PM): thats the same as doing a chick in the butt
    Subl1meRomeo (6:25:36 PM): still happens one way or another
    Subl1meRomeo (6:25:47 PM): nah, id rather her not suck my dick after that lol
    Airj0ckey (6:25:58 PM): lesbians are great...but gay guys are different
    Subl1meRomeo (6:26:03 PM): LOL
    Airj0ckey (6:26:52 PM): if you got cock taste in manly mouth, and you've done an asshole...then whats stopping you from doing men?
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:03 PM): lmao
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:08 PM): you should post this
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:10 PM): haha
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:17 PM): but im not ghey
    Airj0ckey (6:27:18 PM): go for it
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:21 PM): you do it
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:25 PM): save you from typing
    Airj0ckey (6:27:27 PM): I dare ya
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:32 PM): fine i dont care lol
    Airj0ckey (6:27:48 PM): so you like my manly peter?
    Subl1meRomeo (6:27:59 PM): no lol
     
  2. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    you forgot the rest..... :p




    [18:28] Airj0ckey: so you like my manly peter?
    [18:28] Subl1meRomeo: no lol
    [18:28] Airj0ckey: wanna suck it, after I poke your young ass..?
    [18:28] Subl1meRomeo: def not lol
    [18:28] Subl1meRomeo: ill post that too shhh
    [18:29] Airj0ckey: hehe
    [18:29] Airj0ckey: I knew you would
    [18:29] Subl1meRomeo: i can kill it if ya want
    [18:29] Airj0ckey: once you stick your dick into a womans mouth, and then kiss her, then you have dick breath yourself
    [18:29] Subl1meRomeo: ill survive i know im clean
    [18:30] Airj0ckey: i'd have a chick blow me if I knew I would do her once or twice and leave her...but not marry her
    [18:31] Subl1meRomeo: ahhh
    [18:31] Airj0ckey: once you do a chick in teh but...there is nothing stopping ya from doing a guy in teh butt
    [18:31] Subl1meRomeo: yeah there is lol
    [18:31] Airj0ckey: same feeling...just more hair
    [18:31] Subl1meRomeo: lmao
    [18:32] Airj0ckey: I prefer my hand...when I can't get the real thing
    [18:32] Subl1meRomeo: lol
    [18:33] Airj0ckey: safer.....but also the same can apply....my hand, a womans hand and a mans hand...nothing different.....
    [18:33] Subl1meRomeo: LMAO
    [18:33] Subl1meRomeo: just give up lol
    [18:34] Airj0ckey: 8 beers, and I wonder if I'll wake up to get to work tonight
    [18:34] Subl1meRomeo: you better
    [18:34] Airj0ckey: hot chick with tatts...google masumi max
    [18:34] Subl1meRomeo: i dont like tattoos but i wouldnt kick her outta bed
     
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  3. TurboMirage

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    crazy noone has posted here yet. i guess you were right!
     
  5. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    haha, you guys are retarded.

    i'll kiss a bitch after she blows me. i just make sure i don't nut in her mouth. my ex was awesome, i stuck it in her ass then pussy, then she blew me and swallowed it all. kisses after that? fuck no. hahahaha
     
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    Senator Foley, is that you again ?
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    who is senator foley?
     
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    lmao, the guy that got nabbed sending sex messages to 16 year old male pages in the senate...

    this is a good read right here...

    the only thing that could make this story any better would be 2 chicks, and a facial...
    awesome

    so you never catch head from your wife? ever?
     
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    clayton just think im cute
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    This thread should be a primer into the culture at Hondaswap.
     
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