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The Republican fisherman.. haha

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  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    got this in an email this morning..

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
    altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse
    me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
    but I don't know where I am.'

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air
    balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
    above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
    and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    'She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'

    'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' answered the balloonist,' everything you told me is technically
    correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
    still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'

    The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'

    'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are
    going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
    air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
    expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you
    were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.'
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I would laugh, but it's completely accurate.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :withstupid:

    although i did chuckle
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I definitely chuckled.
     
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    teggyguy high density foot.

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    i liked it. infact i shared it with the person im currently remoted into.
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    I chuckled. And it's definitely true...
     
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    VTEC_CBR Senior Member

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    Dicks fuck assholes.
    [​IMG]
     
  11. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    But dicks fuck pussies too.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    teggyguy high density foot.

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    Yay! He's right! hahahaha
    (P.S. This speech has no I REPEAT NO GAY referances. It is completely shtraight and true)


    hehe
     
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