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with more lies too.. lol.. if he'd lie about something like that, i'm sure he's full of shit about his crapvette
 
dont not fucks with the interwebs....i run 2% of it...and that's no lie. and its the good 2%. the 2% with porn.
 
i dont understand why anyone lies on the internet. so a bunch of people that you most likely will never meet think you are cool?
 
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my xbox live gamertag is ign fried clam hence the name but anyway if u dont beleive me go to ign.com and contact us. in this section as the question of who built this website and ask the name of the person my name is michael chamberlain. when u get ur reply it will be from me saying ur a fucking moron ok
 
my crapvette

with more lies too.. lol.. if he'd lie about something like that, i'm sure he's full of shit about his crapvette

u say my vette is crap its funny my car is prob 10 years older than your shitty little honda. and its still worth 5x the amount isnt that funny and i have over 30k into just the motor and ur sitting here and trying to talk crap about a car u have never seen or a person u dont even know for all u know i could be bill gates. but im not. but u dont know me or anything about me u just keep thinking everything i am saying is a lie when its not nothing of what i have said on this site or any other site is a lie. about 99 percent of the people on this site arnt mechanics, dont know a fucking wrench from a screwdriver. Alot of u still live with ur parents. And probably will til ur 30 cause u think ur cool with ur little 4cyl hondas that are peices of shit btw. And the people who do think they know what they are talking about are internet nerds who look up in a book when someone asks a question. Like who cars about a b16 b18 gsr h22 or h23 k20 k24. f22 who the fuck cares. No honda is worth building. any fucking caveman can do it go to ebay and order parts there is not a single part of a honda that is fucking hard. Go ahead and start all ur stupid fucking ignorant comments. Ur the type of people who think ur big and bad and go drive next to a fuckin stock car and think ur fast. well u aint. and never will be. Hondas are tunafish cans on wheels pos. Yes toxic was my fucking team on gamebattles u morons me and steve built it he made the graphics and i did the coding. and egl has since changed there domain name to eliteladders and since ur a moron u wouldnt know would u
 
ha and forgot to mention gathering of gamers. Tim the owner has many other sites just like ksi they are a multi platform video gaming clan.
 
well im sick of people everytime i post come and make there stupid comments its irritatiing and annoying
I think you meant "their." :p

Oh, and BTW, I invented the automobile, space travel, AND the Snuggie. Suck on that!!!
 
u say my vette is crap its funny my car is prob 10 years older than your shitty little honda. and its still worth 5x the amount isnt that funny and i have over 30k into just the motor and ur sitting here and trying to talk crap about a car u have never seen or a person u dont even know for all u know i could be bill gates. but im not. but u dont know me or anything about me u just keep thinking everything i am saying is a lie when its not nothing of what i have said on this site or any other site is a lie. about 99 percent of the people on this site arnt mechanics, dont know a fucking wrench from a screwdriver. Alot of u still live with ur parents. And probably will til ur 30 cause u think ur cool with ur little 4cyl hondas that are peices of shit btw. And the people who do think they know what they are talking about are internet nerds who look up in a book when someone asks a question. Like who cars about a b16 b18 gsr h22 or h23 k20 k24. f22 who the fuck cares. No honda is worth building. any fucking caveman can do it go to ebay and order parts there is not a single part of a honda that is fucking hard. Go ahead and start all ur stupid fucking ignorant comments. Ur the type of people who think ur big and bad and go drive next to a fuckin stock car and think ur fast. well u aint. and never will be. Hondas are tunafish cans on wheels pos. Yes toxic was my fucking team on gamebattles u morons me and steve built it he made the graphics and i did the coding. and egl has since changed there domain name to eliteladders and since ur a moron u wouldnt know would u

I only have one question...

Why are you here?
 
this thread is now about SANDWICHES!!!
post em up people

a little sandwich i made the other night.
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my xbox live gamertag is ign fried clam hence the name but anyway if u dont beleive me go to ign.com and contact us. in this section as the question of who built this website and ask the name of the person my name is michael chamberlain. when u get ur reply it will be from me saying ur a fucking moron ok

So wait...

What you're telling me is that, IGN (a company based in California) hired a 12 year old kid from Arizona to design their website (which at inception was n64.com), when CALIFORNIA has more programmers than any other state in the US (and did even at the time of launch).

If that's not hard enough to believe. Not only did they hire a child who has little to no knowledge of programmatic search algorithms to write a site that heavily uses search, that same person, now 14, single handedly wrote all the underlying infrastructure for IGN.com and turned it into a multi-million dollar website, but has nothing to show for it but an 82 Corvette and a 93 Prelude?

AND with that achievement under his belt didn't bother to go to college, and instead went into the military where his grammatical skills and argumentative skills dwindled to that of someone the age of 6.

Bravo sir.

Bravo.


One more thing. You're on a site in which a large percentage of the member base are developers/engineers. #1 We smell through bullshit super easily. #2 We know that people do NOT build multimillion dollar websites solo. When you do things like that you end up with a product like Duke Nukem Forever (used a video game reference in hopes you would understand).
 
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Did you not look at the link? it says NOWHERE on that page even a MENTION of anyone named Micheal creating either of the two websites or even working for them.

Just give up now, you are caught in a lie you can't get out of.
 
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