The Vagina Thread

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Salad tossing is another no-no in the "Big Book of No-No's for Bryan"

I'll put it IDB on occasions. It's only fun when she says no for the first 20 times, then says yes, you get a big kool-aid smile.
 
20 times...damn dude...if i did that with regular sex, id still be a virigin...uhh, no...k, next?
 
exactly...

It makes it so much better. It took me months before my friends GF let me put it IHB. I swear I asked her everyday for 2 months straight. We got all fucked up and her bf left, like the normal routine I'm hitting it and I asked her and she said yes. I almost fell off the couch.
 
Who in the fuck would eat pussy while it's leaking blood?
Holy fuck that's disgusting x 10.
I'll bone on her rag, in the shower only, but usually she just gives me head for that week.
For christ's sake oh geez WTF WHY?
I can't understand .. blood from vagina+mouth=no.
 
My girlfriend made a statement about being in the "no buttsex for life" club when we first got intimate. I was dissapointed to say the least.
 
I have a friend, who, when you put your finger in her vagina, can actually squeeze it pretty hard. So hard that you kinda have to pull on it to get it out. She can cause pain with intercourse. Best pain in the world.
 
anyone else notice he said his GF...then after that he said, "her bf left"?

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I have a friend, who, when you put your finger in her vagina, can actually squeeze it pretty hard. So hard that you kinda have to pull on it to get it out. She can cause pain with intercourse. Best pain in the world.

I do not have any "friends" that i am that close with. unless it is a gf. i dont refer to fuck buddies as friends, cause as a general rule i only see them past 9pm or before 11am
 
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I do not have any "friends" that i am that close with. unless it is a gf. i dont refer to fuck buddies as friends, cause as a general rule i only see them past 9pm or before 11am

Well, she was my friend for a long time.. Then we dated for three days.. which sucked. So we became fuck buddies. So yeah, shes my friend, too.
 
random...kk, in that situation, i wouldnt have a problem with that story.
 
Shaved or trimmed. Unfortunately, I've only had one girl that was completely shaved. That was fun. :)

My girl keeps it pretty neatly trimmed, but doesn't shave it off. I'm still working on that one. I *MAY* be able to convince her. One thing I won't be able to convince her of is IDM, though. Definitely disappointing.

I've also earned my redwings. It's really not that bad. It's not like you have to go diving tongue first into the flowing coochie - you can stay up top and avoid most of the carnage. :laugh:

Also - no ass-eating for me. Ever. Pretty nasty.
 
How can you say "no ass eating"? (I've never done it either)
But then say that your bloody mustache is "not that bad" ?
It is that bad, it's eating nasty, bloody, stinking scrambled eggs :blink:
 
Thats the most disgusting thing I've read all day. almost churned my stomach.
 
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lmao-


box: shaved 90-100%. the racing stripe is ok... but anything more than that, has got to go.

eat it?: see above. It if's clean, i'll go down, if its a hairy mess, not happeneing. I think the same goes for guys.... which is why my shit is shaven.

red wings- got hose a long time ago. I was grossed out at first, but its really not that bad. Plus, the chick is REALLY sensitive at that stage, so its real easy to get her off. lol

anal- not bad. its fun for a while :p

eat the ass- sure, but only right after a shower. chicks dig that shit, let me tell you.
:concur: With what B said. I need to get laid BAD, it's been over 2 months now.
 
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Shaved or trimmed. Unfortunately, I've only had one girl that was completely shaved. That was fun. :)

My girl keeps it pretty neatly trimmed, but doesn't shave it off. I'm still working on that one. I *MAY* be able to convince her. One thing I won't be able to convince her of is IDM, though. Definitely disappointing.

I've also earned my redwings. It's really not that bad. It's not like you have to go diving tongue first into the flowing coochie - you can stay up top and avoid most of the carnage. :laugh:

Also - no ass-eating for me. Ever. Pretty nasty.

As long as the girl is clean, licking the little brown ring is really fun...and kinky

and besides...if you dont do it, some other guy will....
 
OK fine, if it's totally clean, I'd consider it. But damn....don't pornstars fast for a day or two before doing ass-to-mouth scenes, then give themselves like 45 enemas in a row? I dunno....if I got one shit particle in there, I think I'd spew all over her ass, and NOT in the good way. :laugh:
 
Well, in my case. The other guy can have it. If she wants it that bad she can get it somewhere else....without me.

I don't care how clean that bitch is, she can wash it, she can boil it, she can burn it, she can have 4873894 enemas and starve herself for a week. My mouth/tongue isn't going there.
 
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box: shaved 90-100%. the racing stripe is ok... but anything more than that, has got to go.

eat it?: see above. It if's clean, i'll go down, if its a hairy mess, not happeneing. I think the same goes for guys.... which is why my shit is shaven.

red wings- got hose a long time ago. I was grossed out at first, but its really not that bad. Plus, the chick is REALLY sensitive at that stage, so its real easy to get her off. lol

anal- not bad. its fun for a while

eat the ass- sure, but only right after a shower. chicks dig that shit, let me tell you.

holy christ, i would have never seen that coming out of brian's mouth in a million years...
lol
you're a freak, lol

and red wings??? chill
its called HEAD WEEK for a reason...
wait, that doesn't make sense, its called HEAD WEEK for ME for a reason...
and holy shit, i was gone for three hours and its on page 3...
i figured it would have been on page 2 of the members lounge already
 
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