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The wrongest wrong thing that has ever been wrong... no... worse then that

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  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    NSFW for content...

    Probably the funniest sex story I've EVER heard

    TuckerMax.com
     
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    99sidude Moderator Moderator VIP

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    That guy is my hero... I wonder if its actually true
     
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    Ky'sCRX New Member

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    i almost pissed my pants and my side hurts
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    uhhhhhhhhhh...great story, but Slushbox posted it 3years ago. :p


    Tucker Max is my favorite.

    I should go buy his book. Some of his other stories aren't nearly as entertaining but I've read every one available on the website.
     
  5. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    It was posted July 05. that's not three years. ;)

    But yeah I do remember it being posted before.
     
  6. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    my vote is fake. it probably came from a real story and was embellished like all good stories.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You don't believe anything you read or see do you? First you doubt that 99 CTR is really that new guys, now this. lol
     
  8. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    well, that was a sick car. how many people have a car like that, let alone sign up for hondaswap. plus the car was the one on all the pages as a demo car.

    as far as someone telling a story, yeah, i value the laughter value. but to have a whole bunch of people puking and shitting and slipping on astroglide, it's a little stretch. i'm not the only one who doubted it.

    it's better to be skeptical than believe everything on the net.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Yeah. I just take it for the comedic value, I guess that'd be the 'face' value of the story.
     
  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    ThiS IS FUCKING ANCIENT>



    FUCK>


    WHAT A WASTE OF THREAD>
     
  11. SHOGUNOVDDRK

    SHOGUNOVDDRK New Member

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    lol that story was wrong but funny....i doubt it was real and if it was i have 1 word for that lowie....ENEMA!
     
  12. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Yea it wasn't quite that long ago, haha. Funny that this comes up now, one of my friends was drinking Tucker's Death Mix yesterday.

    I have the book, it's real good. A few new stories and additional text on other ones. I actually haven't been to the website in almost a year. I was saddened that there still hasn't been a new story added. Oh well, I'm accumulating my own Tucker style stories.
     
  13. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    A friend of mine at work has his book, it's a really good. lot's of good laughs
     
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