okay so 1130 am yesterday some fucks decided it would be a good idea to steal my VAFC (just the upper portion, not the entire harness) and my pioneer dehp 9000r cd player. well one of my friends happened to be getting out of his car at the same time that these fucks were in mine... he wrote down what there car looked like and what they were wearing. he ran to my door and was like... hey ... i think there are some fucks breaking into your car... so i threw on some shoes and ran as fast as i could to my parking lot and sure enough there was no VAFC to be found, or CD player... luckily they left my cd's and jurassic five concert tickets so i get on the cell phone and blow up the MSU police and give them the low down... two cars were dispatched to my location.. i gave them all the info my friend had written down... the cops insisted i had left my door unlocked which i never do.... so i had to show them how he broke in... screwdriver to pry the window open then coat hangered the lock... he scratched the paint on the sol a bit too on the roof and tore a little bit of the black seal as well.... (which makes it a felony charge since damage was done to the vehicle dumbass fuckers) so after pointing that out i also had to point out the 4 perfect fingerprints that were on the inside of the window where he had held it open to use the coathanger... the only way he could have been stupider was to drop his wallet in my car... i mean these prints were absolutely perfect... every print except the thumb all the way down to his palm... amatuer motherfuckers. well just then as they were dusting for prints... over the radio came that they had a suspect in the car described that happened to have a vafc and a pioneer deh p 9000r among other stolen items in his car. sure enough he had been jackin shit for a while... but he made the mistake of fucking with the best... so now he got charged with all kinds of good shit... and i get my vafc back this afternoon because the police have to do something because it was evidence... cliffs: some fucks tried to steal my shit, now they are being charged with a felony and some other piddly breaking into car shit... but fuck em! they were lucky they drove off before i got there because i was so ready to chuck a rock through there car window i'd just tell the cops to look for a fuckin accord with a huge hole in the back window.... fuckers i dare you to try it again.