Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by spectacle, Dec 12, 2005.
ripped from craiglist: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/117135698.html
wow, that freakin' sucks. I'd have divorced her ass already.
Hell, how did he end up marrying the bitch in the first place?
Sucks to be that guy.
I don't even have sex often and I'd rather not than go through that routine.
[offspring] she ain't no ball and chain...... me and my old lady [/offspring]
sucks for that dude. he needs to get some pussy.
What kind of tool gets wed to a girl like that? Actually... I know a couple like this that's getting married. The poor guy has to wear a condom even when he's getting hand jobs.
If I may play dear abby...
Donkey punch that bitch when she comes home from work. Throw it in sideways from behind, grab a handfull of hair, and tell her she fucks like her sister, that should get her moving good. When she starts making noise (possibly around the time she starts regaining her senses from the dnkey punch) stick your thumb in her ass. Tell her your gonna nut and pull out, start jackin off and spit a luggie in the small of her back. Then when she turns around to yell at you let it go, BLAM, right in her face Ron Jeremy style. That should loosen that bitch up.
"POW right in the kisser"
Agreed with everything silver said. couldn't have said it better myself.
That bitch has OCD hardcore and that dude is whipped more than anyone i have ever know. but yea, i would bust a nut right in her face. it would either loosen her up a little or she would divorce you. better then what that dude has either way.
Dont forget to stomp on her foot so she hops up and down holder her eye screaming AAARRRRGGGG!
- Thats the pirate
heh, i love my life. That poor guy has it BAD! I just could not live like that.
he probably didn't sample the goods.
which is why i will never marry a virgin.... and i will never marry a girl i haven't slept with.
no way, no how. i don't care how religious (or whatever the reason being) she is....
if the sex is going to suck, it ain't worth it... i'd just end up cheating on her.. like this guy. and then, what's the point of even getting married in the first place?
He's an idiot for putting up with it for even that long. Screw that. No woman's stuff is THAT good and he confirms it by complaining about it. 7 years! MORON! I don't feel sorry for him, he can divorce her ass
Anyone think it's possible that it's a fictional posting?
At first, yea maybe..
But the imagination required far exceeds anything Celerity could come up with.
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