3. You own a very nice, sensible, clean BMW that I hope by this point is paid for. There is your ticket right there. Its a very nice capable car. It doesn't scream "I'm a cheap bastard". It says "I have taste, and although it isn't new, I take very good care of it and am wise with my money".
No, his BMW screams "I'm too cheap to buy a luxury car, BUT I DRIVE A BMW ANYWAY!!!!!!1!"
His Ti is the exact car that the young, stupid, and did I mention uneducated soldiers would buy as soon as they got to Germany, because their dream was to "own a BMW."
Plain and simple, it's a beater.