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This year's Epic xmas lights

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Dec 19, 2012.

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    and here's a letter to neighbors on cracked...
    probably not a real letter but a funny read.

    Dear Crystal Lane Residents,
    First of all, happy holidays! I hope this letter finds you and your families well during the season of good cheer. Of course, I have no doubt we all wish that for one another, even if you mistakenly left it out of your many letters to me and my family. I simply want to remind everyone in this neighborhood what civility looks like.
    With that in mind, I'd also like to suggest that, in the days leading up to the 25th, you take the opportunity to focus some of that energy you would ordinarily spend hand-writing my family complaints about the way we celebrate Christmas, and instead redirect that fervor and that hand to more constructive pursuits, like fucking yourself.
    I'm not taking down my lightshow and that's final.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    That's more annoying than just the noise (I refuse to call dubstep music).
     
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