thursdays joke

[posol]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of firstgraders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!

 

[CRX_B16B]

LMFAO that was funny as hell :bo:

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

that was pretty good B

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

:repostred:

 

[JDMPlaya]

lol that's funny as shit!

 

[mwvnos]

i give it a half a smile.....

 

[civicious]

 

[driver1]

lol never heard that onebefore thats good shit mang

 

[Smonkeyboy]

that was funny

 

[DarkHand]

Since the joke started off saying that a professor was doing a study on the kids, the first thing I thought of is how the children all denoted the color of the lifesaver before the flavor, showing an interesting tie-in in the brain between visual information and taste.

Am I a nerd or what?

 

[civicious]

that or they actually looked at it before they ate it.

 

[dohch22a4]

Nice

 

[DarkHand]

Originally posted by civicious+Dec 4 2003, 02:37 PM-->

that or they actually looked at it before they ate it.

But weren't they told to close their eyes?

The Joke
and asked them to identify them by color and flavor

Oh wait, no they weren't! Where the hell did I get that from??

 

[jiahanhao]

Damn these non-blind studies!

 

[zaneithan]

hahahah hilarious

 

[BigJ]

That one was real good.