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thursdays joke

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of firstgraders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
    "Yellow.........lemon,"
    "Green..........lime,"
    "Orange..........orange."
    Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

    "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!
     
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    LMFAO that was funny as hell :lol: :bo: :lol:
     
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    lol that's funny as shit!
     
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    i give it a half a smile.....
     
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    lol never heard that onebefore thats good shit mang
     
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    Since the joke started off saying that a professor was doing a study on the kids, the first thing I thought of is how the children all denoted the color of the lifesaver before the flavor, showing an interesting tie-in in the brain between visual information and taste.

    Am I a nerd or what?
     
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    that or they actually looked at it before they ate it.
     
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    Oh wait, no they weren't! Where the hell did I get that from??
     
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    Damn these non-blind studies!
     
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    hahahah hilarious
     
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    :lmao: That one was real good.
     
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