Tiffany Teen = Pwn3d!!11!!!!!1 (work safe)

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Normally, I would have glanced this thread over, thought only what I knew already, and passed it on without comment. But today is no normal day.

I'm fighting with my wife today - And I'm pretty riled up and now have the opportunity to pour out some of my hate on another chick. If anyone has any problems with this, keep it to yourself.

Part 1: Why you aren't special, baby.

I'm sure you must think you're pretty damned hot. You must think that we all just love to hear the diaharrea that pours from your puckered little cock-shaped mouth. I'm sure that you think you don't deserve this "I'm not a whore".

Guess again, Slut.

Anyone can point out that it was you that made your mark on the world as a cum-bucket - But I'm going to go one step beyond that. I'm going to go back to your days as a High School hooker. With your high hopes and "Not Me!" attitude, coupled with your purpensity to make the biggest tit-smudge on the windows of as many cars and kitchen tables as possible to ooze ahead of the rest of your finger-lickin twit kind. But the fact is, you're more common than a cockroach.

I'm not talking about how you are today - Or this last year, Or as long as you've been practicing keeping your eyes open for the Flash to go off - I'm talking about you from the very beginning. When daddy thought you were a princess, and that nothing wrong would ever befall you.

And the next day, I came along and tossed your loose, jiggly brains about the end of my prick. Tell dad I said hi.

Part 2: Holy crap Celerity, what are you saying ?

I've dropped girls like you - In numbers - To their knees within minutes of my smooth talk and playing. I could invite any girl like you (Which is just about all of them) to my house and within minutes have you gurgling spew like listerine. You and your friends. All at the same time.

You wanna know why ? Because you and your kind - Loose hookers - Are a dime a dozen. If you didn't, I'd kick you out the door and usher in a row of chicks like you. But that hasn't happened - Because None have had the gumption and self esteem to say no.

And you know who else is JUST LIKE ME ? Your husband ! HAHAHAHA Do you think we're idiots? Did he meet you in a bookstore, and say "Hey, you're an internet celebrity ! Wanna get together and discuss deep things and carry on an emotional relationship?" No... You simply didn't leave his house. I hear wedding bells !


Part 3: Where is this going ?

Your life was evaded ? I'm surprised. You look like every other teenage cesspool that I've tossed a quart of throat yogurt to - I'm surprised he found you in a year book. You look like every other girl - You bitch like every other girl, and you'll drop to your knees for the lowest price - Just like about every girl. You wanna impress me?

Stop being a knob-gobblin and make a mark on the world in a real way, Skanky skank. Your decision to suck the chrome from a trailer hitch was fine and amiable until the moment someone showed you - Showed you, you dumb ass - What daddy was defending.

And what Your husband took away

HAHAHA Live with it, sleeze.

-> Steve


This was an excerpt from my writings "I'm so proud of you!", 2000.
 
That's rough, hahaha. God bless Steve and his way with words.
 
Steve you type too fucking much.

as for tiffany, those are the first full frontal nudes I've ever seen, she's the biggest fucking tease their is.
 
yeah, same here. ive never seen anything other than clothed pics until now...........................

wait a tik...

i mean, i dont look at porn....... whats that.....
 
Pornstars suck. All of them are blown out, overrated whores. Give me a chick that plays hard to get over one that get off 5 times a day.
 
Originally posted by 2000Si@Jan 17 2005, 09:44 PM
Steve you type too fucking much.

as for tiffany, those are the first full frontal nudes I've ever seen, she's the biggest fucking tease their is.
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no she has twat and ass shots.
 
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New2TheCarScene @ Jan 17 2005 said:
2000Si
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New2TheCarScene @ Jan 17 2005 said:
@Jan 17 2005, 09:44 PM
Steve you type too fucking much.

as for tiffany, those are the first full frontal nudes I've ever seen, she's the biggest fucking tease their is.
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no she has twat and ass shots.
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Did you miss the "I've ever seen" part? ;)
 
Originally posted by Civic_88ls@Jan 17 2005, 11:24 PM
oh, she has just about everything.
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Of course I hit Kazaa. And I am more pissed now than I was before.. I just waited 25 minutes to watch this blonde chick go down on a lollipop. Good grief.


Now I'll prolly have 10 more spams everyday. I hate this bitch already.

-> Steve
 
Originally posted by Celerity@Jan 17 2005, 08:05 PM
Normally, I would have glanced this thread over, thought only what I knew already, and passed it on without comment. But today is no normal day.

I'm fighting with my wife today - And I'm pretty riled up and now have the opportunity to pour out some of my hate on another chick. If anyone has any problems with this, keep it to yourself.

Part 1: Why you aren't special, baby.

I'm sure you must think you're pretty damned hot. You must think that we all just love to hear the diaharrea that pours from your puckered little cock-shaped mouth. I'm sure that you think you don't deserve this "I'm not a whore".

Guess again, Slut.

Anyone can point out that it was you that made your mark on the world as a cum-bucket - But I'm going to go one step beyond that. I'm going to go back to your days as a High School hooker. With your high hopes and "Not Me!" attitude, coupled with your purpensity to make the biggest tit-smudge on the windows of as many cars and kitchen tables as possible to ooze ahead of the rest of your finger-lickin twit kind. But the fact is, you're more common than a cockroach.

I'm not talking about how you are today - Or this last year, Or as long as you've been practicing keeping your eyes open for the Flash to go off - I'm talking about you from the very beginning. When daddy thought you were a princess, and that nothing wrong would ever befall you.

And the next day, I came along and tossed your loose, jiggly brains about the end of my prick. Tell dad I said hi.

Part 2: Holy crap Celerity, what are you saying ?

I've dropped girls like you - In numbers - To their knees within minutes of my smooth talk and playing. I could invite any girl like you (Which is just about all of them) to my house and within minutes have you gurgling spew like listerine. You and your friends. All at the same time.

You wanna know why ? Because you and your kind - Loose hookers - Are a dime a dozen. If you didn't, I'd kick you out the door and usher in a row of chicks like you. But that hasn't happened - Because None have had the gumption and self esteem to say no.

And you know who else is JUST LIKE ME ? Your husband ! HAHAHAHA Do you think we're idiots? Did he meet you in a bookstore, and say "Hey, you're an internet celebrity ! Wanna get together and discuss deep things and carry on an emotional relationship?" No... You simply didn't leave his house. I hear wedding bells !


Part 3: Where is this going ?

Your life was evaded ? I'm surprised. You look like every other teenage cesspool that I've tossed a quart of throat yogurt to - I'm surprised he found you in a year book. You look like every other girl - You bitch like every other girl, and you'll drop to your knees for the lowest price - Just like about every girl. You wanna impress me?

Stop being a knob-gobblin and make a mark on the world in a real way, Skanky skank. Your decision to suck the chrome from a trailer hitch was fine and amiable until the moment someone showed you - Showed you, you dumb ass - What daddy was defending.

And what Your husband took away

HAHAHA Live with it, sleeze.

-> Steve


This was an excerpt from my writings "I'm so proud of you!", 2000.
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im proud to have the same name as you. tell that cumdumpster whats up.
 
too bad she doesnt do porn. :D

and i feel kinda bad for her, some stupid idiots had to go and dig thru a bunch of shit just to get some "dirt" on her... i mean come on. I dunno, i think that her career is ruined now thanks to some idiot(s).
 
Of course I hit Kazaa. And I am more pissed now than I was before.. I just waited 25 minutes to watch this blonde chick go down on a lollipop. Good grief.


Now I'll prolly have 10 more spams everyday. I hate this bitch already.

-> Steve
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bahahahahhaa

good grief
lmao

and her career? if you call sucking dick a career then you have lots in common with crack heads
lol
 
Watashi wa = I am
Anata no = Your
Okaasan = Mother
Jibun = myself, oneself
no = indicates possesion of the aforementioned noun

As to what all that adds up to im not quite sure.
 
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