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Fred walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife is in bed, reading a magazine. "Honey," says Fred, "This is the pig I`ve been screwing when you`re not available." "Fred," the wife says, "That`s not a pig. That`s a sheep." "Shut up," says Fred. "I wasn`t talking to you"!
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a woman walks into a welfare office with her 15 kids looking for govt support.
The welfare lady says "i'll need the names of all 15 of your kids"
The lady replies, "thats easy, leroy"

the lady sits back and ponders her next reply... "Their all named leroy? Doesnt that get a bit confusing?"
"No" Says the lady " when it's time for school i saw leroy the bus is here, and they all go to the bus, when it's dinner time i say, leroy, dinners ready.. and they all come to dinner"

the welfare lady says.. "well, what if you need to talk to them individually"

the lady replies, "i call them by their last name"
 
Originally posted by mdlax1@Mar 29 2005, 10:18 PM
a woman walks into a welfare office with her 15 kids looking for govt support.
The welfare lady says "i'll need the names of all 15 of your kids"
The lady replies, "thats easy, leroy"

the lady sits back and ponders her next reply... "Their all named leroy? Doesnt that get a bit confusing?"
"No" Says the lady " when it's time for school i saw leroy the bus is here, and they all go to the bus, when it's dinner time i say, leroy, dinners ready.. and they all come to dinner"

the welfare lady says.. "well, what if you need to talk to them individually"

the lady replies, "i call them by their last name"
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:lol: BWAHAHAHA!!!
 
Originally posted by mdlax1@Mar 29 2005, 04:18 PM
a woman walks into a welfare office with her 15 kids looking for govt support.
The welfare lady says "i'll need the names of all 15 of your kids"
The lady replies, "thats easy, leroy"

the lady sits back and ponders her next reply... "Their all named leroy? Doesnt that get a bit confusing?"
"No" Says the lady " when it's time for school i saw leroy the bus is here, and they all go to the bus, when it's dinner time i say, leroy, dinners ready.. and they all come to dinner"

the welfare lady says.. "well, what if you need to talk to them individually"

the lady replies, "i call them by their last name"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: so true
 
Originally posted by reckedracing@Mar 29 2005, 07:11 PM
fuckin threadjackers <_<

lol
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hahaha

His joke > your joke :D
 
Originally posted by senate_9427+Mar 29 2005, 07:10 PM-->
senate_9427 @ Mar 29 2005 said:
mdlax1
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senate_9427 @ Mar 29 2005 said:
@Mar 29 2005, 04:18 PM
a woman walks into a welfare office with her 15 kids looking for govt support.
The welfare lady says "i'll need the names of all 15 of your kids"
The lady replies, "thats easy, leroy"

the lady sits back and ponders her next reply... "Their all named leroy? Doesnt that get a bit confusing?"
"No" Says the lady " when it's time for school i saw leroy the bus is here, and they all go to the bus, when it's dinner time i say, leroy, dinners ready.. and they all come to dinner"

the welfare lady says.. "well, what if you need to talk to them individually"

the lady replies, "i call them by their last name"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: so true
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Ive heard so many versions of that joke its not even funny. <_<

And 'Recked' i thought you joke was alright,ive never heard it before.
 
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