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Ahh yes the ever elsuive Virgin. Its almost like seeing a unicorn smoking meth in the alley behind the bowling alley
I had originally started talking to her for a quick fuck to piss off the ex. Then it came up she was a virgin. While I was depressed iniatially, I also was extremely intrigued. Also lives 20 minutes from me at home. Shwing. That is the closest a girl has ever been. It's usually between 45 minutes and an hour and a half.

Might have to get a little action before I dive in head first though.

New Topic: Is it wrong to fuck another man's girlfriend? My last fuck was a girl in a relationship and my next might be one too.
 
its only illegal if they are married.

then again i wouldnt want my girl to mess on me.
Personally I don't care. I didn't know the last girl's bf and I don't know this ones. And this new one I was hooking up with before this guy was even in the picture. The only reason we fell out of touch (literally) was my psychotic ex.

Just figured I get everyone's take. I also have some ass lined up for Ocean City this summer. Friend of my best friend's girl. All about me but got too drunk last time. As much as I'm an asshole, I'm not that kind of guy.
 
New Topic: Is it wrong to fuck another man's girlfriend? My last fuck was a girl in a relationship and my next might be one too.

Well do you want to come home and kiss yourgirlfriend after she has swallowed another guys baby batter. I belive in Karma. Sure your buddies girlfriend may be a little whorish but do you really want to be that guy? But to each their own.
 
Well do you want to come home and kiss yourgirlfriend after she has swallowed another guys baby batter. I belive in Karma. Sure your buddies girlfriend may be a little whorish but do you really want to be that guy? But to each their own.
They're not and never have been my buddies' girls. Besides, my friends and I have a rule. If you can sleep with friend's girl, you do it. Then you finish up, get dressed, call the guy, and tell him to drop the whore. Why? If a girl will bang one of your good friends, she will bang a random guy twice as fast.
 
They're not and never have been my buddies' girls. Besides, my friends and I have a rule. If you can sleep with friend's girl, you do it. Then you finish up, get dressed, call the guy, and tell him to drop the whore. Why? If a girl will bang one of your good friends, she will bang a random guy twice as fast.

Ah well in that case... I misunderstood your origanal post.
 
yep..all is fair game...
if theyre dumb enough to do it,theyre good enough to get dumped
 
They're not and never have been my buddies' girls. Besides, my friends and I have a rule. If you can sleep with friend's girl, you do it. Then you finish up, get dressed, call the guy, and tell him to drop the whore. Why? If a girl will bang one of your good friends, she will bang a random guy twice as fast.

Sounds like you're not much of a friend yourself. I hate it when guys are quick to call a girl a whore when you're acting as both a whore, and even worse, a dick to your supposed 'friend'.

What was it that the pot wasn't supposed to call the kettle?

But thats just my common courtesy to my friends.
 
I mowed half of the lawn today. Plus helped the old man get his bike put back together.

You know what I enjoy? When it takes me all of 15 minutes to mow both my front and back yards.

Finally though its mowing my yard, not mowing the yard. Ya know what I mean? Its a pleasure now, not a chore... well its still a chore in the common sense of the word, but its fun. Because its mine.
 
Sounds like you're not much of a friend yourself. I hate it when guys are quick to call a girl a whore when you're acting as both a whore, and even worse, a dick to your supposed 'friend'.

What was it that the pot wasn't supposed to call the kettle?

But thats just my common courtesy to my friends.
Its an understanding between us as friends. Why get mad at the guy your girl cheated with? He didn't cheat on you. How could you be mad? Especially if he actually tells you your girl hasn't been faithful.

However, if I am approached by any of the bfs of the girls I have slept with, I will give them one free one. After that I fight back. Again, there is no reason to be mad at me.
 
I just don't buy into the whole thing where one party is guilty when it takes two to tango.
 
Have you or any of your buddies actually banged another friends girlfriend, because you I can see it going horribly bad regardless of any agreement that you have. Plus if your buddies girlfriend is begging you for the dick then why the hell didn't you just call your buddy to let him know his girlfriend is a whore? I dont know, whore or not I dont want some other dude stickin his dick in someone I am with. Now after I dumped her thats fair game, if you want to bang a whore go for it.
 
Have you or any of your buddies actually banged another friends girlfriend, because you I can see it going horribly bad regardless of any agreement that you have. Plus if your buddies girlfriend is begging you for the dick then why the hell didn't you just call your buddy to let him know his girlfriend is a whore? I dont know, whore or not I dont want some other dude stickin his dick in someone I am with. Now after I dumped her thats fair game, if you want to bang a whore go for it.
There has never been a bang as of yet. But the rules have been applied and girls have been dumped.

The key to it is the informant part. If you dont inform your buddy that you banged his girl then you're a shady loser excuse for a friend.


BTW- went to the movies with the aforementioned virgin. Good time. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is pretty good and great company.
 
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Have you or any of your buddies actually banged another friends girlfriend, because you I can see it going horribly bad regardless of any agreement that you have. Plus if your buddies girlfriend is begging you for the dick then why the hell didn't you just call your buddy to let him know his girlfriend is a whore? I dont know, whore or not I dont want some other dude stickin his dick in someone I am with. Now after I dumped her thats fair game, if you want to bang a whore go for it.

Exactly. If you proceed to jam the stick in there, you're no better, trustworthy, or person than she is, IMO.
 
^ x2

Why get mad at the guy your girl cheated with? He didn't cheat on you. How could you be mad? Especially if he actually tells you your girl hasn't been faithful

Because friendship is all about trust. If you are a big enough douche (and I don't mean this personally towards you as I don't even know you, just my personal opinion) to bang a girl one of your friends is with then you are not a good friend. I agree on the telling part, that would be the loyal thing to do but before you even go through with the thing. If you really must then wait for your friend to dump her and tell him you really want to hit that, if he's a good friend he shouldn't say no.

My rule I've always had with friends is you don't mess with a friend's girl, if you really feel something for her then let your friend know so things are clear but stay back. If something happens between them and you weren't involved then let ur friend know you're going to give it a shot and go for it. Even then there can be some awkward tension at times but imo good friends are always above pussy (which is harder to get? ;))
 
The only way I can see that working is if you set it up in advance. Agree to try and seduce each others girlfriends and see if they go for it. If they do, you get one night out of it, and they get to realize their girl's a skank and break up with them.

Even then it could still go sour.
 
If you're really that much of a man whore, just go out to the bar with chloroform and a rag. You keep your friends, they keep their girls (unless they really are whores and cheat anyway), you get your VD and will eventually be erased from the gene pool.
 
I just taught my 65 year old boss how to look up porn on the net.

lmao.
 
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