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Today's Funny Joke?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Drake, Sep 25, 2005.

  1. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.
    THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

    DEAR DAD:
    IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
    WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER

    EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

    IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!

    DON'T WORRY DAD; I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN .

    YOUR SON,

    Bill

    P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST
    WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK, CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU!

    CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
     
  2. YouKnowWhoIBee

    YouKnowWhoIBee my avatar is better.

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    haha ... it would have been funnier if i didnt have to read all of it. Take out the part about the pot and it would be funnier :)
     
  3. IceBolt

    IceBolt Senior Member

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    lmao that was halarious
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Well... he's grounded for the next 10 years.
     
  5. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    old joke, but funny
     
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    Dustin_m Active Member

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    old joke, but funny
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i'm seeing double...
    i'm seeing double...
     
  8. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    me too
    me too

    :p my bad, guess i hit the button twice
     
  9. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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  10. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:

    heard it before, funny how everything changes except the punchline in jokes sometimes..
     
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